Kelly Penner joins Ryan and Tyler to check out a YA, dystopian version of the X-Men: “The Darkest Minds”. We’re horrified to discover that the leading men are all pretty rape-y, Tyler points out that the film is three different movies that all fail to connect, and Ryan can’t get over the “food pyramid” of mutant abilities! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the “greens” of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com!

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Kevin Doe joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the first sequel Denzel Washington has ever appeared in: “The Equalizer 2”. We’re all shocked that a character relationship is soup-based, Tyler points out that they could cut the first hour of the film and we wouldn’t miss anything, and we theorize that Denzel’s character’s wife is in fact Calypso, Nymph of the Sea! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the Lyft-driving heroes of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com!

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Ryan and Tyler watch the third film in a franchise neither of them have been following: “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation”. Ryan describes the animation as being relentless to the point of headache-inducing, Tyler likes it, and for the first time ever, both Tyler and Ryan try out their Werner Herzog impersonations as he auditions for the film! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the undead masters of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com!

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Tom McGee joins Ryan and Tyler to watch a film that’s basically a combo of two other films: “Skyscraper”. We’re all disappointed that it's not as dumb or as fun as it sounded, Tyler points out that it’s yet another “and then” screenplay, and none of us can believe that this movie tries to sell Dwayne Johnson, a real life superhero, as an everyman who’s out of his depth! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Enjoying Garbage Town? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/garbageproductions Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the musclebound heroic protagonists of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com!

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Rachel Little joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the prequel to a trilogy that has a solid concept yet constantly disappoints: “The First Purge”. We all agree it’s the worst Purge movie yet, Tyler points out that the film answers absolutely no questions from the previous Purge films, and Ryan thinks it might be the sleaziest movie of the last five years! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by our favourite opponents of the purge (and fans of screenwriting): WeFixYourScript.com

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Jamie O’Connor joins Ryan and Tyler to check out a sequel to a female-driven action franchise that misplaced its female lead: “Sicario: Day of the Soldado”. We go in thinking we’re gonna have fun with a dumb bro violence movie and instead we HATE it! Everyone agrees the movie wastes its cast, Ryan argues it’s only two thirds of a film, and all three panelists struggle to describe how racist this movie really is! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the soldados of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com

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Rob Bril joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the fifth movie in Hollywood’s longest-lasting dinosaur franchise: “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom”. We’re all fans of what we deem the JPEU, Tyler continually mixes up the order of Bryce Dallas Howard’s names, and Rob and Ryan struggle with the fact that they love dinosaurs but hate this movie! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the master geneticists of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com

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René Beauregard joins Ryan and Tyler to check out a movie set in an illegal, criminals-only hospital in future LA: “Hotel Artemis”. We’re all disappointed that the film wasn’t better because the concept is great, our love affairs with Jodie Foster and Dave Bautista continue, and we decide the movie feels like a Netflix series that’s been terribly edited! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the underground nurses of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com

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Nicolette Pearse joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the reboot of Hollywood’s most successful heist franchise: “Ocean’s 8”. We all think the movie is fine-to-good, we admit we’re surprised by its almost complete lack of character motivation, and as the podcast continues we get increasingly frustrated by the opportunities it missed! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the Ocean siblings of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com

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Leigh LePage joins Ryan and Tyler to review hollywood’s most mom-intensive heist movie yet: “Breaking In”. We all like Gabrielle Union even though her character has no personality traits, we spend a great deal of time deciding which tribute band the villains should form, and all of us have questions about security systems that this movie does not answer! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Enjoying Garbage Town? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/garbageproductions Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the protective mama-bears of screenwriting: WeFixYourScript.com

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