In an historical moment on par with women getting the vote, man landing on the moon, and John Barnes waxing and rapping without even flapping- we have Garlic Mayo’s first collaboration..  

So, if you're wondering…  

What happens at a Southgate summer shant, what else Angelina Jolie gets when she pops out for some milk, or how you’d get assassinated at Mick’s Burger Van on Portsdown Hill… listen to this week's dollop to find out.

Wondering what forehead kissing, Hail Mary’s and pigeons have to do with adult Sunday League?

You’re not alone.

Listen to this week’s dollop to find out.

Wondering what Tesco trolleys, Pokemon shinies, and sliced bread have to do with kids’ football?  

You’re not alone.  

Listen to this week’s dollop to find out.

Wondering what pizza, hairdryers, and appendicitis have to do with football boots?

You're not alone.

Listen to this week's dollop to find out.

Wondering what Butlins, lifeguards, and snooker cues have to do with football teams?   

You're not alone.   

Listen to this week's dollop to find out.

You asked, we listened.

Each serving will now include a dollop dedicated to Alex's weird and wonderful, yet 100% true tales from his… colourful… life so far, starting with when he got fired from a cruise ship.

Enjoy.

Wondering what framing aprons, Dyson, and Thatchers Gold have to do with bags?

You’re not alone.

Listen to this week’s dollop to find out.

Wondering what Bishops, Ron Burgundy, and Maroon 5 have to do with coats? 

You’re not alone. 

Listen to this week’s dollop to find out.

Wondering what Margot Robbie, black cats, and gooches have to do with shoes? 

You're not alone. 

Listen to this week's dollop to find out.

Wondering what mullets, handbrakes, and Anthony Joshua have to do with underwear?

You’re not alone.

Find out by listening to this week’s dollop.