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The unpredictable. Day zero is coming and you can play the fool for just so long. You'll never know what it is to have peace. The fight against the Consumerists continue. In the future, the Environmentalists are planning a march on Washington D.C., The James Audubon Birds of America March to stop the extinction of animals.

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Everything isn't all right. You've been zombified. But the banquet of consequence is just around the corner. A day zero, cause there'll be consequences. Some people will never let go of power even when money has no value bringing mass hysteria. You're nothing more than a number without a time.

Knock, knock guess what's coming to your back door: Global Insurrection. Oh, don't act surprised!! Consumerism's cousins of violence, corruption, and war have come to pay a visit. Triple G, the sex robot, is assassinated for revealing the degradation of the natural world. Garner may be able to rebuild her.

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Crazy is as crazy does. Things keep piling up cause mental illness has gone global. The human species gone nuts. Even my mental therapist says “everybody’s a little crazy”. In the future, Triple G the sex robot has been lobotomized for challenging the Consumerists, or maybe that’s happening now.

The age of Crazy. Consumerism is the assassin of the natural world. It breeds mental illness, mass hysteria, global insurrection. No profits exist in the natural world. In the future there won't be Democrats or Republicans just Consumerists and Environmentalists. Triple G, the first robot to run for the office of the Presidency.

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Garner's sex robot is running for the office of the presidency. She's trying to defeat the Consumerists. The party of profits. The party that causes the degradation of the natural world. The party of bankrupt values. The Consumerists have warned Triple G....They'll use anything to stop her campaign, including assassination.

Bang bang, boom boom, wake up! You won't get to use your guns. It'll be a virus that takes you away. But then again, you might have to fight over water. Defoliating your backyard for a barbecue might be an extreme. Triple G the sex robot is running for the presidency as an environmentalist. She'll be the first artificial intelligence as our commander and chief.

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The jokes are going to be few and far between. American Exceptionalism is coming to an end and what the Petro Dollar meant. The environmental crisis where there aren't any rules. Forget about that stench you smell. The French revolution revisited.

Musical Artists in this episode:Hans Zimmer, Mattie Gardner/Ida Towns/Jesse Pritcher, Cliff Martinez, Liza Gerrard

You've got trouble and Garner knows why. There aren't any fiscally responsible institutions in America. Zero interest rates...What's the credit score for that situation? Stashing money under your mattress won't work. You're like Hugh Heffner holding on to his projectile. Garner and his sex robot Triple G have the remedy. Plant a garden.

Musical Artists in this episode: Robert Preston, Meredith Wilson (composer), Liza Minnelli, Joel Grey, Cliff Martinez

What's troubling us? Well, Garner says it's what we did on the moon. He says our entire species is becoming unhinged. He says we're going crazy. But guess what, the moon is normal. Tardigrades, "Water Bears", were sent to the moon, along with our DNA and that's what's troubling Garner. Garner says bark like a coyote to the moon cause something is wrong.

Musical Artists in this episode: Michael Stearns, Cliff Martinez, Robert J.D., Felix Blum