Garner Isn't

Garner Isn't

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Garner Isn't episodes

  • Masters of Illusion

    Masters of illusion. 15th century renaissance painters connected to Nature. What Raphael's sarcophagus in Rome says about the time in which he lived. Raphael's art is free from Consumerism. Our transfiguration: the distortions Consumerism brings to Nature. The air we breath. The coming social disruptions.

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    Atrists Edgar Elgar, Egor Stravinsky, Modest Mussorgsky

    30 min
  • Equal Opportunity Offenders

    Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I'll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot. My friend thinks her toy poodle is part human. The meaningless waste of consumerism. Prepare for war.

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    Artist Alan Silvestri

    30 min
  • Humpty Dumpty’s Entropy

    Humpty Dumpty's Entropy. Welcome to the new normal. You're being distorted again. Consumerism's corruption may be coming to an end, but I doubt it. The party could be over. The oceans of money, the oceans of oil going up in smoke. The merchants of death are on the horizon. This isn't going to be like a French Impressionist painting of a picnic.

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    Artists Dead Can Dance, Denez Prigent, Lisa Gerrard

    30 min
  • You've Been Warned

    You've been warned. There isn't any doubt about what's been happening. It's just beginning. Shock waves are coming. Coronavirus doesn't come from nature. It's a weapon, and more is to come.

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    Artists Ennio Morriconi, Basil Poledorius

    30 min
  • Shame, Shame, Shame. Poltics and Sex

    Shame, shame, shame. Politics and sex. It starts with a pizza with everything on it. But more importantly, the Cornavirus is man made, and shame on us if it transfers to the natural world. It's a weapon. Yeah, Consumerism is dangerous.

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    Artists Foreigner, Annie Lennox, James Brown, K.S. Rhoads

    30 min
  • Paranoia Running Wild

    Paranoai running wild. My professor said I shouldn't talk on the phone. Corporate officers figuring how to squeeze more from their customers. I don't like being corrupted by consumerism. Coronavirus is a weapon spreading governmental paranoia.

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    Artist Thomas Newman, Cliff Martinez

    30 min
  • Our Coming Extinction

    Our coming extinction. Was last April's mission to the Moon a recognition that we're coming to an end? The oceans are over 3 billion years old. We can't stop the tides. The Coronavirus is bringing an end to Consumerism or maybe it's us.

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    Artists Claude Debussy, Michael Sterns, Denez Prigent, Lisa Gerrard,

    The Monkey Chant

    30 min
  • Sometimes I Wish I Could Have Been A Dog
    Scratching the earth. Wiping your feet. Sometimes I wish I could have been a dog, to play as a free child. I can never abandon the natural world. What I miss the most is the land. The Modern Monetary Theory that can't stop biological warfare. The coronavirus is a weapon. We could have lived differently.
    30 min
  • Consumerism Debases Our Meaning

    Does it or Doesn't it? Consumerism debases our meaning. We're different than other living things. That doesn't sound right, does it? Well stop and look around. Samoa's death rate during the 1918 Spanish flu. GDP can't improve inherent beauty.

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    Artists Ramin Djawadi, Carter Burwell, Thomas Newman

    28 min
  • Time's Running Out

    Time's running out. Sanctions used to protect our economy won't stop the contagion of debt consumerism is bringing. Tic toc, it all began with the Petrol-Dollar. The blood stone that is oil, a story 650 million years old. A story as old as the trees.

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    Artists Hans Zimmer, Cliff Martinez, Thomas Newman

    30 min

About Garner Isn't

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A show about who we are and what we're going to be. It's political....It's socialogical....It's about consumerism....and it's about our future sex life....from Pieter Bruegel's paintings to 20th…