Starting off with a nice juicy fart, this episode features the one and only Joey Cactus, Joey Hamburgers, the Finger Blast Champion of the MVC, JoeG810. This man and I have been hanging out since our balls weren't hanging. Since before we had touched boobies or knew how to fingerbang. Since before pride month was a thing. Since before Osama was killed. You get what I'm saying - a long time. This episode is riddled with unfinished stories and technical difficulties but we think it's a pretty darn good one. There are two more episodes coming featuring the beloved Joey Cactus and both include the wonderful Alexandra. The video is much more reliable in those ones too so do not fret. We love you guys and we thank you for listening.

A slow start in the first half but coach whipped us into shape for the second half and we stepped it up a little. After a weekend of bundling in the sun, the Gary's Bar locals are parched and crispy. Speaking of crispy, Alexandra's cheeks make a brief appearance. We discuss old guy balls in locker rooms, anger management, the fact that you simply cannot be protesting if you're over the age of 25 unless you're dumping tea in a harbor, and the idea of having homeless people be enlisted into a space exploration team that will pioneer the future space adventures. I say send 'em into space. What do you say? Let us know. Once again the chance to retrieve $0.99 is alive and well. Don't miss out. You're poor, we know it.

A casual conversation between intimate lovers. Ranging from gobblygook talk about the Vietnamese, the Democratic Republic of Congo, all the way to the question we're all wondering... "why the hell can't people just quit drugs?!" Then we learn that Alexandra must be 18 years old going back to college because she somehow thinks humans can be peaceful. What do you think? Answer the dang poll question. Guest appearance by Kenny Powers midway through. If you text or DM Paul on Instagram with that quote you might get Venmo'd $0.99. Gary's Bar thanks you for potentially listening to this episode and potentially reading this description. Stay fat.

It's inauguration day at Gary's Bar folks. Call your mother. Call your father. Call Barry the bartender. Call your 8th grade ex-girlfriend because it's time to head on down to your local dingy, dive bar and piss all over the floor. Just a quick explanation of what the hell Gary's Bar Pod is and what we'll be attempting to do. Don't forget to listen all the way through and do what I say to make damn near $3. The first of many. Love to all, and to all a goodnight.