Gaudy Stats

Rough loss, but the future is bright.

On today's pod, Sam and I talk about Super Bowl 54, break it down from multiple angles and ask all the tough questions: Will Jimmy G hold up? Can Mahomes be stopped? How is Andy Reid gonna blow this? Oh, we also discuss the perfect San Francisco / Kansas City Super Bowl dishes for your spread. Ever had a nice white wine with a pound of pulled pork? Hoooooooo boi.

After Ryan FitzMagic and the Dolphins came to Foxborough and delivered the biggest NFL upset since 1995, New England Patriots Superfan Kemp has had enough of Bill Belichick! Yes, it sounds absurd that after all the great GM moves and winning, Pats fans still have anything to complain about, but if you think that, then you haven't met the Kempster. Oh, and he also thinks they'll lose at home to the Titans in round 1 of the playoffs. Oh, and he thinks Brady is leaving after this year. Oh, and he wants to see Belichick coach a non-Brady QB because he thinks he'll fail because he thinks Brady is responsible for more of the success than Beli. Man oh man, if you're a Pats hater or lover, this pod has it ALL!

Bonus: 2020 Fantasy discussion about Lamar, McCaffrey and College Prospects!

Sam and I get into the Fantasy Beast in AJ Brown and 2020 outlook! Kyler sophomore slump or jump? Michael Thomas Unreal Efficiency, CMC rivaling LT. 

Join Ben, Samuel and Kempo as we delve into Ravens vs. Chiefs, place bets on Dolphins ineptitude, talk Titans, engage in FIERCE Marcus Mariota + Mike Vrabla + Titans debate, Antonio Brown + Pats talk (of course) and much more! This pod is filled to brim, bubba, so put on your bib and pack it in!

Have you heard of Torn Achilles Disease? Kemp explains it using science. Also, Sam talks about the NFC West's unusually successful journeys east in the early games. Then, what in the F should we do about Dede Westbrook with his 6 catches for 33 yards combined in two games? (Sigh) Looks like it's the Chark Show in Jacksonville - Kemp's gonna break the bank to procure his services for his Fantasy team. All this and a lot more BS for you to Minshew on! Ha! Get it? Chew... Minshew the new quarterback for Jags...his name sounds like chew and ugh... ha. Funny, right? (Sigh)

We bring in the Kempster who is revvin' from the Patriots shellacking of the Steelers on SNF. Will New England go 16-0 AGAIN with the addition of Antonio "Crazy Like a Fox" Brown? Will Josh Gordon last the season? Why did Brady get cheek implants? Why does Bill Belichick continually kiss his grownup daughter on the lips after winning Super Bowls? We answer (some) of these questions!

NFL Sunday. Week 1. Wild games! Stats! So many stats! Lamar, Kyler, Dak and big QB games. Plus, Sammy effin Watkins. Plus, more. Plus, rambling. Gaudy stats galore!

The Fantasy Football is coming! Sound the alarms! Samuel and the Kempster get on the line to discuss Lamar Jackson in a LENGTHY Ravens segment! Then, we discuss Kyler Murray, the Browns, Jimmy G, the 49ers (!!! Of course !!!), Baker Mayfield, CHUBB and much more! 

Steve Young is the complete package: Size, strong arm, accuracy and mobility, but injuries, era and lack of playing time early in his career prevented him from being a stats monster. Still, he was able to put up two 40 total touchdown seasons and had a Super Bowl to remember. My favorite Niner!!