Gaudy Stats

We wade through the Gaudy Rebounding Rivers of Russell and asks: "Why is there so much hate out there for ol' Bill?" The man dominated hall-of-famers Wilt, Jerry West, Oscar Robison, Bob Pettit and more during his 11-championship run, but he still gets no respect! Ah COME ON!

In 2019, Steve Nash is officially underrated, but uber Nash fan Bemmons takes you back for an extremely biased look at his GAUDY shooting percentages and assist numbers and explains why he is an ALL-TIME great passer (top 3) and one of the greatest shooters EVER. From the Phoenix Suns to the Dallas Mavericks and back to the Phoenix Suns and then on to the evil LA Lakers, we touch on ever Nash statistical achievement! Bask in the glory of STEVE!

Welcome to the Gaudy Stats end-of-the-year awards! THE GAUDIES! Fantasy Football's most prestigious honors are handed out to the NFL's most deserving players! 

In terms of Fantasy Football, it's probably to early to forecast who you should draft at the top spots for 2019, right? RIGHT? WRONG. We detail where we'd draft Saquon Barkley, Christian McCaffrey, Todd Gurley, Patrick Mahomes and more by doing a snake draft to chart our Top 24! Plus, did you see that Anthony Davis 5x5! Ooooooooooo boi!

In this late night fireside chat, Samuelson, The Kempster and I go deep once again. This free-wheeling jaunt down Gaudy Stats Boulevard touches on the LA Rams, Kansas City Chiefs, Todd Gurley, Tarick Cohen, Royce Freeman, Phillip Lindsay, Adam Thielen, Julio Jones and much more!

What a stat-stuffing start to the NFL season! Gaudiness at every turn! It's enough to make a man weep with joy as his laptop explodes form all these record setting numbers! Alvin Kamara is on pace 160 catches! Mahomes for 84 TDs! FitzPatrick for 6400 passing yards! Of course, they won't get there... OR WILL THEY? No, they won't, but at season's end, we'll have some doozy year-long statlines to gush over. Running backs are catching passes like mad, too. Will we see multiple 100 catch seasons for RBs this year? WHO THE HELL KNOWS BUT I CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT. Join San, Chris and I as we bath in the juicy statlines of this young NFL season!