Gay Girls in Paradise

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Fill The World" by Leslie Bricusse

"Steeldale Gay Diner" co-star, Will Robinson, travels to Pakistan to seek out the legendary, all natural, herbal Gay Cure to help Jeremiah Calhoun, and all his other gay friends turn into straights! Steeldale, Alabama, USA :: -All Night Gay Diner Talk Radio- Travel Host :: Will Robinson :: Sponsored by Roast Beef "Le Boeuf" Calhoun

"Human Tales" (from Faerie) :: In 1823, in Germany, in Cologne, a puppet maker dreamt a Blue Fairy came to him and joined him backstage behind his puppet theatre :: The Blue Fairy observed the puppet maker's skill in manipulating his carved wooden boys and girls by strings attached to their heads and hands, enacting comic plays on their small wooden stage :: The Blue Fairy was mildly amused with the puppet maker's divertissement and bargained to exchange a real boy for one of the freshly painted wooden boys attached to strings :: After a short time, the real boy returned home to his mistress, the Blue Fairy, on a unicorn. There was a glorious moonlit dance in the woods to celebrate his charming escape :: The puppet maker had been fooled into trading away his own dearly carved wooden boy on strings for a puckish, pixie boy, mistaking him for a human boy... To balance her end of the bargain, the Blue Fairy had altered the puppet maker's cognitive ability to distinguish the difference between madness and dreams... The "real" boy was able to ride away from the human world and back into the woods, laughing and leaving nought more than a wooden shell of his enchanting self... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Fairy Feller's Master-stroke" by Queen

BBC Mars :: The Classic Mars Congo Cup Cake Shop Sketch

BBC Mars :: Breakfast on Mars with Irene and Roger

BBC Mars :: "Life on Earth" :: A New Play by Moss Hart :: Starring Stormy Daniels as "The Hooker from the Starship "Heart of Gold"

But who shall dwell in these worlds if they be inhabited?… Are we or they Lords of the World?… And how are all things made for man?— Kepler -- "The Anatomy of Melancholy"

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Ebben? Ne Andrò Lontana" by Alfredo Catalani

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "She's Like A Rainbow" by The Rolling Stones

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: Orchestrated and Arranged by the Steampunk Baby Dumpling :: Titan of Mars :: "Suite Policeman’s Tears :: Movement #4" by Achille-Claude Debussy