Episode 117: Werewolf Fingers

At last, our lamp has come along...join us as we mark a year in lockdown with Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989)! Stacie & Anthony reopen the case of Patty Duke v. Lamp with gay clones, grandmotherly throwing power, condensed evil, and a harrowing new Chopping Block.

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Episode 116: Blinal Blurl

This week the Gaylords take a Wrong Turn to this 2021 remake! Stacie & Anthony discuss pandemic algorithms, roadside hair bracelet stands, lazy representation, and Eastern European-American egalitarian cults before indulging in a dazed Chopping Block — and, as with most of our output, we apologize in advance!

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Episode 115: A Woman Snickerdoodle

The Gaylords are saved by Saint Maud (2019)! Stacie & Anthony pray for spambot romances, Jesus-induced orgasms, and Harvey Fierstein, then encounter dermatological distress on another Certified Bonkers™ Chopping Block.

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Episode 114: The Trench Coat Within

The Gaylords go adrift in Hideo Nakata's Dark Water (2002)! Stacie & Anthony wade through sadness, apartment horror stories, cosmic buttholes, and spectral visitations from Columbo before they are ultimately (and unsurprisingly) undone by too many wigs on The Chopping Block. 

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Episode 113: Why Are These Not Beans

This week, the Gaylords search for an exit from The Descent Part 2 (2009)! Stacie & Anthony talk terrible choices, crawlers with wigs, doody pits, and Rosie’s Koosh balls before diving into an absolute failure of a Chopping Block. Plus! Hear our crossover with Faculty of Horror on their Year in Review episode, available now at facultyofhorror.com or wherever podcasts are conjured!

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The Gaylords are back and so is The Queen of Black Magic (2019)! Stacie & Anthony talk Indonesian horror, babes in hell houses, CGI-ipedes, reboots, Applebee’s, and the first-ever Gaylords short film for Final Girls Berlin Film Festival! Plus! An all-new, all-insane Chopping Block.

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Episode 111: A Hotly Contested Debacle

The Gaylords investigate Prince of Darkness (1987)! Stacie & Anthony tackle John Carpenter’s stoner philosophy, closeted characters in literal closets, errors, and "errors" before placing their heads on a listener-inspired Chopping Block.

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We’re checking in to Psycho II (1983)! Your Gaylords talk all-star deaths, horny couples without cleanliness standards, and Stacie busts out her Scoop Hat™ with the truth behind the Meg Tilly / Anthony Perkins creative differences. And to top it all off there's a catastrophic new Chopping Block!

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The future ghosts of the Gaylords cry out: beware of Crimson Peak (2015)! Stacie & Anthony slog through seeping raspberry jam, fake Victorian diseases, incest, and, in true Gaylords fashion, glory holes. All this and a pulse-pounding new Chopping Block, too!

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The Gaylords take to their New Year’s murder tent for The Children (2008)! Stacie & Anthony don’t make resolutions but DO talk creepy kids, Last Christmas lawsuits, and smart homes voiced by Shohreh Aghdashloo. Plus: an all-new installment of The Chopping Block to send off 2020 in bloody style.

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