GED Squared

From vacation stories we somehow ended up talking about the Epstein files, conspiracy theories, and the question everyone keeps asking: If there’s so much evidence… why hasn’t anyone actually gone to trial? In this episode we break down: • Why the Epstein files feel like a “nothing burger” to some people • Why others believe […]

This episode starts the way a real lunch table conversation starts: What was your favorite class in school? And somehow that turns into survival hypotheticals, Native American history, marketing psychology, birthday math, global laws, sperm data storage, religion, race, politics, and why nobody can actually have an honest conversation anymore. We bounce through a bunch […]

Every year around Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we all see the same posters, the same quotes, the same version of the story. This episode is not that version. In this class, we go back and actually look at Martin Luther King Jr. — not as the hallway bulletin-board hero, but as a real human […]

In this episode, we bounce all over the place making predictions for 2026 — politically, globally, medically, technologically, and in entertainment — with absolutely no structure and zero accountability. We start at home, then spiral outward. Whether the U.S. is getting better, worse, or just… stuck New York politics, new leadership, and why nothing ever […]

Welcome back to the Lunchroom — where current events turn into arguments, hypotheticals, and “wait… play that frame again.” In this episode, we tackle two stories that sound insane on paper and somehow get even messier once you actually look at them. The ICE Shooting We break down the incident where a woman was shot […]

Welcome to the GED Squared Yearbook 📘 This episode is our end-of-year compilation — the clips, moments, and conversations that define the school year… if this school had absolutely no administration and zero supervision. We pulled clips from episodes all year long — philosophy class turned into gorilla survival, history class drifted into colonization and […]

Puerto Rico and independence — not the watered-down version, not the headline version, but the real conversation people avoid having. In this episode, we talk through Puerto Rico’s long history with the United States, why independence keeps coming back into the conversation, and why so many Puerto Ricans are split on what freedom actually looks […]

Today we’re talking about BRAIN ROT — the Skibidi Toilets, the 6-7 slang, the Ohio memes, the iPad babies, the whole phenomenon of kids growing up on nonsense and calling it culture. And honestly… it might be the beginning of the end for humanity. In this episode we get into: Why Gen Alpha speaks in […]

Bloodsport… the greatest, dumbest, most legendary martial arts movie ever made — and we’re here breaking it down the only way we know how: clowning it, loving it, and calling out every wild thing Jean-Claude Van Damme did in the 80s. In this episode, we’re talking: Frank Dux lying like he had ALL the hands […]

Yo, what’s good everybody! Today we’re diving head-first into The Age of Disclosure — that “documentary” everybody swears is about to expose aliens, the government, the Illuminati, the black-ops shadow dudes, the whole enchilada. And listen… as two Nuyoricans who grew up on sci-fi, conspiracy theories, and way too much Star Trek, we had QUESTIONS. […]