Geek Offensive

Geek Offensive

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  • #098: Sincere Garbage – Enter the Ninja

    This week on the Offensive, it’s another installment of Sincere Garbage!!! Host Justin Mallari brings in Nathan Schulz (Agents of GUARD, RPGeek Allegories) to help him break down the 1981 Canon Films Classic, Enter the Ninja! Nathan, Justin and the boys (David Armenta, David Boyd) try to make sense out of the insanity that started the ninja craze in the 1980s! #JoinTheOffensive
    2 hr 6 min
  • #097: Loren Peterson Explains Kingdom Hearts (Pt. 1)

    On this episode of the Offensive, Host Justin Mallari brings in Kingdom Hearts Expert, Loren Peterson (Nerds On A Roll Podcast). In honor of Kingdom Hearts III finally coming out, Loren attempts to explain to explain the convoluted and downright silly plot of the game to Justin and his crew (David Armenta, Mike Mariscal). (Part 1 of 2, hopefully.) #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 53 min
  • #096: Fightin’ Words: UFC 234: Whittaker VS Gastelum

    This week on the Offensive, Host Justin Mallari brings in the boys (David Boyd, Mike Mariscal) to break down the fights for UFC 234: Whittaker VS Gastelum! They also discuss their BMI/Weight loss challenge, “happy weight”, and living vicariously through our sound engineer, David Armenta. #JoinTheOffensive
    2 hr 1 min
  • #095: Sincere Garbage – Lifeforce

    This week on the Offensive, it’s the first installment of Sincere Garbage for 2019! And Host Justin Mallari is starting it off with a doozy. Justin has brought in Robert Segarra (Nerds On A Roll) and Justin Quizon (Benview on Spielberg, Nothing New Podcast) to break down the 1985 Canon Films classic, Lifeforce (1985)! Naked. Space. Vampires. That’s all you need to know. #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 32 min
  • #094: Lost Episode: White Wine Extravaganza

    This week on the Offensive, it’s a Lost Episode from the distant past of 2018. What originally started out as a Fightin’ Words episode, turned into a bunch of bros getting white wine wasted. Listen in as Host, Justin Mallari guides you through what was supposed to be a breakdown for UFC 232. #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 41 min
  • #093: Fightin’ Words: Cejudo VS Dillashaw

    On this episode of the Offensive, it’s time for the first Fightin’ Words segment of 2019! Host Justin Mallari brings in the boys (David Arments, David Boyd, and Mike Mariscal) to break down the first UFC Event of ESPN Era! But before they breakdown the card, the crew breaks down the Greg Hardy controversy, Game of Thrones betting odds, and Boyd’s Engagement! #JoinTheOffensive
    2 hr 4 min
  • #092: Family Reunion, January 2019

    This week on the Offensive, it’s time for the annual Family Reunion episode! Ok, in reality it’s just whenever we can record with Officer Matty G. Our Host, Justin Mallari, along with Officer Matt and JPG sit down and talk about real issues like Trump’s Shutdown, Furries, The Mr. Hands Video, and Game of Thrones spoilers. Very NSFW. #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 41 min
  • #091: David Boyd’s Origin Story

    On this episode of the Offensive, it’s time to learn all about David Boyd! David is part of our regular Fightin’ Words segment and a newer member to the Geek Say What? Network. It’s a very special episode because not only does David talk about his life story and military experience, but he talks about his mindset as (at the time of recording) he was just a few hours away from proposing to his girlfriend! #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 45 min
  • #090: State of the Podcast, January 2019

    It’s the first show of the year, so it’s time for a State of the Podcast Address from our Host, Justin Mallari! In the episode, he recaps and review what the show has accomplished in 2018 and he talks about what is on the horizon in 2019! Basically, he rambles for about half an hour. #JoinTheOffensive
    33 min
  • #089: Fightin’ Words – UFC 232: Jones VS Gustafsson 2

    It’s the final Fightin’ Words segment of the year and boys have a lot to cover. Host Justin Mallari has brought in the usual crew (David Armenta, David Boyd, Michael Mariscal, and Jason Galit) to breakdown the main card of UFC 232: Jones VS Gustafsson 2! The group covers the Jon Jones steroid controversy, the last minute venue change, and they also recap the entire year. #JoinTheOffensive
    2 hr 9 min

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Our host, Justin Mallari, bridges the gap between Geek and Bro. This NSFW podcast features everything from nerdy guests to fight card breakdowns. Subscribe to join the offensive!