Geek Offensive

Geek Offensive

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Geek Offensive episodes

  • #095: Sincere Garbage – Lifeforce
    This week on the Offensive, it’s the first installment of Sincere Garbage for 2019! And Host Justin Mallari is starting it off with a doozy. Justin has brought in Robert Segarra (Nerds On A Roll) and Justin Quizon (Benview on Spielberg, Nothing New Podcast) to break down the 1985 Canon Films classic, Lifeforce (1985)! Naked. Space. Vampires. That’s all you need to know. #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 32 min
  • #094: Lost Episode: White Wine Extravaganza
    This week on the Offensive, it’s a Lost Episode from the distant past of 2018. What originally started out as a Fightin’ Words episode, turned into a bunch of bros getting white wine wasted. Listen in as Host, Justin Mallari guides you through what was supposed to be a breakdown for UFC 232. #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 41 min
  • #093: Fightin’ Words: Cejudo VS Dillashaw
    On this episode of the Offensive, it’s time for the first Fightin’ Words segment of 2019! Host Justin Mallari brings in the boys (David Arments, David Boyd, and Mike Mariscal) to break down the first UFC Event of ESPN Era! But before they breakdown the card, the crew breaks down the Greg Hardy controversy, Game of Thrones betting odds, and Boyd’s Engagement! #JoinTheOffensive
    2 hr 4 min
  • #092: Family Reunion, January 2019
    This week on the Offensive, it’s time for the annual Family Reunion episode! Ok, in reality it’s just whenever we can record with Officer Matty G. Our Host, Justin Mallari, along with Officer Matt and JPG sit down and talk about real issues like Trump’s Shutdown, Furries, The Mr. Hands Video, and Game of Thrones spoilers. Very NSFW. #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 41 min
  • #091: David Boyd’s Origin Story
    On this episode of the Offensive, it’s time to learn all about David Boyd! David is part of our regular Fightin’ Words segment and a newer member to the Geek Say What? Network. It’s a very special episode because not only does David talk about his life story and military experience, but he talks about his mindset as (at the time of recording) he was just a few hours away from proposing to his girlfriend! #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 45 min
  • #090: State of the Podcast, January 2019
    It’s the first show of the year, so it’s time for a State of the Podcast Address from our Host, Justin Mallari! In the episode, he recaps and review what the show has accomplished in 2018 and he talks about what is on the horizon in 2019! Basically, he rambles for about half an hour. #JoinTheOffensive
    33 min
  • #089: Fightin’ Words – UFC 232: Jones VS Gustafsson 2
    It’s the final Fightin’ Words segment of the year and boys have a lot to cover. Host Justin Mallari has brought in the usual crew (David Armenta, David Boyd, Michael Mariscal, and Jason Galit) to breakdown the main card of UFC 232: Jones VS Gustafsson 2! The group covers the Jon Jones steroid controversy, the last minute venue change, and they also recap the entire year. #JoinTheOffensive
    2 hr 9 min
  • #088: Sincere Garbage – Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
    This week on the Offensive, it’s another installment of Sincere Garbage and the “masterpiece” for this week is the 1987 Canon Films classic, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace! Our host, Justin Mallari, brings in the crew from the Ready, Set, Geek Podcast (Alix Galit, Jason Galit, and Cole “The Southern Dandy” Garrison). The group, along with David Armenta on sound, tries to make sense of the disaster that is the final Superman film to feature Christopher Reeves donning the cape. #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 52 min
  • #087: Andrew Linde
    On this episode of the Offensive, Andrew Linde, of the Benview Network, returns! Our host, Justin Mallari, sits down with Andrew and they go down a very nerdy, film-themed road. Justin, along with David Armenta on sound, ask Andrew about his nerdy origins, animal themed movies from the 90’s, and about his new show, Dunston Checks Min! #JoinTheOffensive
    1 hr 38 min
  • #086: Fightin’ Words – UFC 231: Holloway VS Ortega
    On this episode of the Offensive, it’s another segment of Fightin’ Words! This time, Justin Mallari and the boys (David Armenta, David Boyd, & Mike Mariscal) break down UFC 231: Holloway VS Ortega. They also celebrate the return of the lost Fightin’ Words crew member, Jason ‘JPG’ Galit! Boys discuss a load of different subjects including, MMA Trades, NCAA Corruption, why millionaires go nuts, fight predictions, and the logistics of having sex on a balcony! #JoinTheOffensive
    2 hr 33 min

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Our host, Justin Mallari, bridges the gap between Geek and Bro. This NSFW podcast features everything from nerdy guests to fight card breakdowns. Subscribe to join the offensive!