RobChrisRob gathered together for the 800th episode of the oldest podcast on the internet and started off by talking about the controversies coming out of Linus Media Group and the Gamer's Nexus criticism piece... we followed up by talking about White House plans to crowd source cybersecurity, The Roblox Hamilton Crossover your 12 year old is dying(?) to see? The Italian Cheesemaker crushed by cheese, banks sued for dodging regulation by using end to end encryption on Signal & Whatsapp, Elon's Xitter throttling redirects to websites critical of him, the MLS Database under cyber attack, Life discovered under hydrothermal vents, a third humasn lineage, way more blackholes found at the edge of JWSTs view, and the supermarket AI that definitely suggests a recipe for chlorine gas!

RobChrisRob returned from a lengthy absence to get into critical matters of great importance LK-99, the superconductor that isn't, the iPad that Emulates PalmOS to IMAX half of Barbenheimer, Marvel VFX employees unionizing, Even Zoom won't WFH any more, Taylor Swift Fans earthquake, and homemade Pit Droids.

RobChrisRob synchronized their communications arrays to talk about the twitters getting the (not so) surprising endorsement from the Taliban, which led down a whole rabbit whole of discussion about Threads, Twitter Traffic declines, the Elno Plane Tracker moviing to threads, and the absolutely insane name calling from a man who is still somehow respected by lots of people... we also talked about the legal difficulties of AI Voices being used by mod creators, Water Sommeliers, Smash Rooms where you can do what you want to old printers, and the MyHouse.wad Doom II mod that is really an extraordinary achievement in... something?

RobChrisRob did the thing they do a couple times a week, but this time specifically talking about a really impressive cycle accurate emulator for XT, Macron blaming video games for French riots, mechanical turk workers using AI to do their job, the Wisconsin governor who used his veto to remove a couple digits and a hyphen to change a bill, baby octopuses, Elon threatens Facebook with a lawsuit for hiring the employee, Guardians 3, and SO MUCH MORE!!

RobChrisRob talked about the death of Google Reader, and the ongoing collapse of Reddit & Twitter, the trailer for Zom 100, Fue5, the AI that screws with telemarketer, the Philippines tourism trailer that got caught using stock footage from NOT the Philippines, a machine that lasers weeds instead of using herbicides, Elon's genius idea to give people who drive on the wrong side of the car a stick instead of giving them the car they want, iPhones calling 9/11 because it confuses dancing with car crashes, and finally a brief discussion of Indy 5 and then it gets spoilery so you should nope out!

RobChrisRob synced up their communications arrays from their locations in pretend low earth orbit to talk about the restaraunt that hired a fake priest to hear employee confessions, a browser designed to rewrite thumbnails & headlines on youtube to avoid clickbait, Reddit's latest embarassing decisions to replace moderators and just generally make the internet just a little bit worse, the titanic sub wreckage field was found, Elon Musk & Mark Zuckerberg cage match is definitely happening, Eve Online integrates with Microsoft Excel, Kraven the Hunter's trailer, a grizzly using a shed as a scratching post, and a brief chat over just how boring the premiere episode of Secret Invasion was, and maybe just maybe it will pick up the pace.

RobChrisRob successfully avoided Starlink Light Pollution to talk about the epic Oner that opens Extraction 2, a 5.7tb 3D navigable map of mars, the trailer for Squirrel with a Gun, the tragic disappearance of a tourist submersible en route to visit the titanic wreckage, a really amazing drone airshow, the ongoing slow motion collapse of reddit, and a brief discussion of The Flash concluding in a bunch of spoilers so you should nope out if you really care about the handful of cameo's that Warner Bros forgot to spoil already by just sticking them into the ads.

RobChrisRob briefly discussed the return of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds to the air, but then mostly mired in the sadness of watching Reddit implode upon itself knowing full well that no matter what happens, the internet at large will be worse off when the dust settles. We also talked a fair bit about the worsening of google search results, the general enshittification of the internet, the bummer news that the Bab5 animated return is a time travel story, our general hopefullness for the return of The Boys, hackers that stole bitcoin from Russia, and an IBM quantum computer that for sure definitely is going to change everything definitely ok sure.

RobChrisRob dodge surface to low earth orbit power transmission beams from california to talk about Protosteroids, a new world record of solving Rubiks Cubes, Trailers for Star Wars Outlaws and Cities: Skylines 2 (where we go on an extended discussion about the inevitable Stephen King mod), rumors that the Monsterverse TV show will be shot in 3D for the Apple VR Helmet, we talked for a fair bit of time about the Reddit collapse currently underway over API changes on what was arguably the last large/good platform of this sort still online, we talked for awhile about a refinery explosion, Fast X, and ChatGPT updates including lawyers blaming the AI for lying to them, and a church that used it to write a sermon.

RobChrisRob pretended once again to orbit our glorious planet, but while talking about Windows 11 accidentally identifying zip files as 'Postcode Files' to UK english installations, a stable diffiusion project that transforms QR codes into art, the 2023 film Blackberry and how it represented the dot com era techies, a mechanical watch made from an actual apple watch, a tiktokker who was arrested for trespassing into a busch garden aligator pit, a lot of discussion of what should be done to him, and theme parks in general, K9 dogs not always used appropriately by law enforcement, and the first new nuclear reactor in 40 years going live in Georgia.