General Hospital Snark Snarkcast

Season 2 Episode 8: Recorded Thursday,September 19, 2025

It’s our FIRST ANNIVERSARY and 50th episode! Come celebrate with us, and our special guest star.

We cover a lot of ground, from the beginning of Monica’s story to the towel-laden Britt’s reentry into PortCharles Life. The acting was off the charts this week!

Finally, they skewer cruel clickbait rumors (e.g., “Sonny’s leaving”), urge fans to ignore fake news, and drop a“soap recommendation” for a genre-shifting television show. Wicked Stepmother names her Character of the Week.

Jordan Watt joins as the Snarkcast’s resident historian: a longtime General Hospital fan and administrator of the GHWiki Fandom, where he creates and updates pages—even for one-line bartenders and unnamed goons.

Join us this week as we break down all the doings in Port Charles.

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Season 2 Episode 7: Recorded Thursday, September 11, 2025

David’s traveling tomorrow, so we recorded on Thursday morning. Mama and David are here with the week’s General Hospital chaos: Britt tries to ditch her ankle monitor with Jason’s assist, there’s a bomb threat that fizzles faster than a bad cliffhanger, and the murder mystery somehow forgot the “murder” part.

We’re side-eyeing the rumor of Vaughn possibly being Jason’s brother (because sure, the DNA pool isn’t shallow enough already), debating Britt’s return to Port Charles, and groaning over mystery-writing “rules” the writers have clearly never heard of. Characters are acting like strangers in their own bodies—Trina, Kai, Isaiah—we see you, but we don’t get you.

Lunch dates? Mama fantasizes about what a lunch in Port Charles would be like. We’ve got Stella spilling the tea, Ava pouring cocktails, and Britt making it messy. Meanwhile, David reviewed a new GH “book” so painfully bad it should come with a warning label (spoiler: zero pictures)

If you like your soap served with sarcasm, questionable theories, and just enough spoilers to keep it spicy, you’re in the right place.

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Season 2 Episode 6: Recorded Friday, September 5, 2025Mama and Snark, Jr. discuss Drew’s shooting, and we break down all the possibilities of whodunit. Snark, Jr. reminds us that Edge of Night was based on murder mysteries, and that’s why it was his favorite soap. We don’t know WHEN Drew’s shooting took place, so we can’t know whodunnit.No Text Messages this week, but we have a very special guest on today’s Snarkcast. Get to know Wicked Stepmother up close and personal. Nina Shipman shares about her experience on the GH set during the Lassa Fever saga.#GeneralHospital #Snarkcast #SoapOperas#GeneralHospital #Snarkcast #SoapOperasWHERE YOU CAN FIND US: NOW ON SUBSTACK: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ (Please subscribe!) Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: / ghsnark Patron Information: patreon.com/ generalhospitalsnark You can follow us on Instagram. We post reels there! / generalhospitalsnark

Season 2 Episode 5: Recorded Friday, August 29, 2025Snarkcast Season 2, Episode 5 is here, and Mama’s burning question sets the tone: Who inherits Monica’s house? From the Five Poppies Resort to the Quartermaine mansion, Port Charles is delivering chaos, and we’re here for all of it.We dive into Joss and Vaughn’s misstep at Five Poppies (with half the cast tangled in this story), Maxie’s downfall by cream that was meant for Lucy, and we question the ongoing parade of characters “sent off” to get well. Ric Lansing makes an unforgettable basement appearance with the Weird Sisters and a ball gag, while Lucas finds himself rooming with Ava in what might be the oddest GH living arrangement yet.The Cody and Molly saga continues, with Mama less skeeved out than before, while Isaiah and Portia’s hookup has us groaning over Isaiah’s digs at Jordan and Portia’s ultimatums. Portia’s writing has been all over the place, and we’re not buying it. We also check in on Gio’s refreshingly realistic writing, Camille clarifications (thanks to Snark Jr.), and a long list of Drew’s enemies that make us doubt GH can pull off a convincing whodunit. Oh, and Drunk Anna? That was… a choice.In casting news, Tamara Braun and Roger Howarth are heading to Young and the Restless. Mama thinks our dream spin-off would be Tales from Bensonhurst, starring the Cerullos. Both Snarkers crown Ric Lansing as Character of the Week, while our Totally “Believable” Rumors segment brings wild AI-generated spoilers, ridiculous predictions, and Mama’s reminder about our spoiler policy. We even touch on a real-world AI scam that cost a woman her life savings with a fake Steve Burton video.Finally, David’s Soap Recommendation takes us back to 1982 with Young Doctors in Love. Join us as we snark, whisper, and laugh through another week of General Hospital madness.#GeneralHospital #Snarkcast #SoapOperasYoung Doctors in Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi_PQv8-KCM&t=342s

Season 2 Episode 4: Recorded Friday, August 22, 2025Snarkcast Season 2, Episode 4 is here, and it’s packed with accents gone wrong, awkward romances, and rumors so wild even Port Charles wouldn’t believe them.We start with Molly’s steamy romance novel scenes featuring Clint Buchanan and Cowboy Cody. The accents were terrible, but at least it gave us a throwback to One Life to Live. Meanwhile, Drew and Willow are back in each other’s arms, just as Mama plot-whispered last week. Marty refuses to back Drew against Michael, but at least the editing gave us a solid cliffhanger. On the flip side, making Stella look foolish is a crime, but Marty’s support of her was a nice touch.Then we head to Home and Heart, where Flora Gardens delivers yet another bad accent. We can all agree these Home and Heart segments are unnecessary and downright painful. At the Five Poppies, Britt and Jason square off while Joss and Vaughn attempt to navigate the most awkward post-coital relationship ever.For Characters of the Week, Mama picks Liesl and Lulu, while Snark Jr. stands firmly in Vaughn’s corner. Rivalries also get their spotlight, with Carly versus Nina and Brook Lynn versus Lulu proving once again that GH loves its grudge matches.This episode also introduces a brand-new feature: Super “Believable” Rumors, where we break down the most ridiculous soap clickbait making the rounds. Snark, Jr. gives us a great soap recommendation about Heartstoppers on Netflix. And though Wicked Stepmother is traveling this week, she’ll be joining us live in two weeks. We even dug up the footage of her General Hospital cameo for you!#GeneralHospital #Snarkcast #SoapOperasWHERE YOU CAN FIND US: NOW ON SUBSTACK: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ (Please subscribe!) Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: / ghsnark Patron Information: / generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post reels there! / generalhospitalsnark

Season 2 Episode 3: Recorded Saturday, August 16, 2025This week: David’s face experiences a full WWE SmackDown at the Five Poppies Resort. We mourn Tristan Rogers and remember Robert Scorpio, the man who made espionage sexy in polyester. Drew’s descending into even worse behavior, and we can't see how this is going to end.The Pool Boys — Rocco, Danny, and Gio — are here to remind us that summer should come with actual lifeguards, not plot holes. Lulu and Jordan may have turned to the dark side, but is it permanent, or just a ‘soap fluke’? Spoiler: we don’t do spoilers.We’ll whisper about Willow, throw side-eye at Ava’s inconsistent writing, and yes — discuss naked men, because this show knows its audience. Mama’s got wild theories, Snark Jr. has your soap recs, and somewhere in here, we’ll celebrate Wicked Stepmother’s birthday.Oh, and stick around for the real plot twist: the true story of David’s accident. Hint: it’s just as dramatic as Port Charles.” WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: NOW ON SUBSTACK: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ (Please subscribe!) Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: / ghsnark Patron Information: / generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post reels there! / generalhospitalsnark

Season 2 Episode 2: Recorded Friday, August 8, 2025

The Summer Doldrums Have Landed in Port Charles — and we’re here to make them fun. This week, Mama tackles Anna’s apartment decor (and her plot-driven dog), pleads with GH not to recycle Willow/Chase, and watches Snark, Jr. lose a wrestling match with a bug.

We mourn the loss of Chase/Dante bromance, poke the Drew–Willow–Kids plot with a very long stick, and solemnly swear to guide you through the tangled jungle that is the Dalton storyline.

Ava turns up the heat at the MetroCourt pool, Liesl delivers character growth on the docks, and Maxie… well, we’re still waiting for Maxie to have a storyline. Plus: GH Family Feud (spoiler: dumb), the looming ADA Turner/Sonny affair, Michael’s lightbulb moment about Willow, and the exciting news that Erika Slezak joins GH in September, and not as Vicki Lord!

All this, plus Character of the Week, Snark, Jr.’s Soap Recommendation, and another round of Text Messages from Wicked Stepmother.

Port Charles may be in the summer slump, but we’re just getting started.

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Recorded Saturday, August 2, 2025

This week on the return of the Snarkcast, we diveheadfirst into the chaos that is Port Charles and ask the important questions—like, how is Drew still here and will we be able to start planning his murder mystery exit?

David tackles Lulu’s very legitimate headshot inquiries, andwe dissect Michael and Willow’s Red Wedding moment. (Spoiler: emotional daggers everywhere.) Why won’t Michael let Willow see the kids? Mama playsArmchair Psychologist. Is Vaughn just Dex with a good Instagram? And is Chris McKenna’s new contract the beginning of something FINALLY happening with theDalton Case?

Why has half the town suddenly realized Sonny isn’t a goodguy? And why is Lulu still so cranky?

We also check in on the “Gio is our child” saga, award ourCharacters of the Week, and offer polite indifference to the Kai and Trina side quest. Plus: more unhinged questions from the Snarkies, a look at the Emmy noms, top-tier soap recs, and actual text messages from the tsunami-survivingWicked Stepmother herself.

Honestly? General Hospital is kind of…really watchable rightnow.

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Episode 41 - Filmed Friday, July 4, 2025

IN THIS EPISODE:

Mama's flying solo because Snark, Jr. is caught in 4th of July Travel Hell. With a celebratory beer in hand, Mama breaks down this week in Port Charles.

From Lulu's looming karma, to the delight in the return of The Britch, Mama holds down the Snark Fort without her partner in crime. Mama shares her Character of the Week, as always, the wonder of a Drew-Free week, and what's eventually coming for Vaughn. And, as always Text Messages from Wicked Stepmother!

ALSO: We're on hiatus until July 25th, so we'll see you then!

Episode 40: Filmed Friday, June 27, 2025

Dive into this week’s General Hospital Snark Snarkcast, where the MetroCourt pool is shallow and the people are hot! We’re breaking down the splashy press conference, side-eyeing the possibility of Cody and Ava (seriously, Mama is plot whispering), and debating whether Martin’s comedic bits are genius or just too much.

Plus: who’s spying on Daisy—and why does Mama keep changing her mind? In a new segment, we crown the Trope of the Week: leaving your super-private papers in extremely public places.

We also talk BLQ’s pool boots, costuming choices that sometimes make sense, the chaos of recurring vs. contract status, and the never-ending Portia nonsense. Finally, we reveal our Characters of the Week and discuss Tracy’s courtroom stunt that deserves an Emmy of its own.

Grab your floaties, your shade, and join us for another hilariously snarky dive into Port Charles drama!