Claire has seen 17 episodes of GH! Julia has seen over 3,000... Is Charlotte aware of the fourth wall? Should Port Charles start using a buddy system? Molly and T.J. aren't going to marry each other...but will one of them marry Nelle??

**Trigger warning for discussion of sexual assault** 

(GH 4.16.20)

Claire is growing to love GH! Why is Finn grumpy about the pinata? Does Jason ever wear anything but a black t-shirt? How did Lulu not notice her daughter carrying around a snake??

(GH 4.15.20)

Claire is enraged about bizarre parenting choices! Are Nelle and Valentin scheming together? Who is more spoiled, Violet or Charlotte? How do soap characters forgive so much??

(GH 4.14.20)

Claire pitches a GH spin-off! Who is Liesl's son? Why does Dustin want to write songs with his ex-girlfriend? Where's the bartender at this bar? Why is Jax's hair so stupid??

(GH 4.13.20)

Sometimes it's worse that Claire knows some things. Did Drew have a different face? Is Helena Cassadine actually dead? How is Frank Benson sourcing all these babies from Port Charles to raise and distribute throughout Florida??

(GH 4.9.20)

Claire finds out Jason is a Quartermaine! Why is Frank Benson such an asshole? What is up with Sonny's all-over-the-place moral compass? Is Josslyn's dad named Jax Jacks??

(GH 4.8.20)

Claire makes her first official prediction! Why does Nelle have a vendetta against grandmothers? Can we hire Jason to explain "hotel policy" to our customers? How did Brando resist bringing up horses??

(GH 4.7.20)

Claire learns that no one in Port Charles can keep a secret! Why are all these people so knowledgeable about the legal system? When will Dev join the rest of the Teenage Justice League? Why is everyone so rude about Nikolas and Ava's marriage??

(GH 4.6.20)

The least soap-y episode so far! What kind of accent is Robert supposed to have? Hasn't Molly realized she's on a soap? Will Brando ever stop talking about horses??

(4.2.20)

Claire & Julia take a look at stars who got their start on soaps! Why can't Julian mind his own business? Who do all these mystery children belong to? How did Helena procure Valentin's genetic material?  Who is Horse Man??

(4.1.20)