Generation Goblin

Instead of a traditional episode description, we would like to instead extend our sincerest apologies to Mr. Phoenix, Mr. King, Mr. Christ, and Mr. Jobs. We're really sorry for everything we said. That was totally our bad.

We recorded this episode with the lights off and a hurricane outside, lending it an inherently evil energy. Even we can't tell you what's inside this twisted Pandora's box. Jokes, probably.

Hey, we figured it out! Listen to this one. It's pretty good, by our standards. We uncover the truth of Van Gogh's so-called "Starry" "Night." Nice try, Dutch boy! (Hint: ghost-orbs???)

This is our second time podcasting. We're better at it! We say more swear words in this one, though. That probably won't last. We're like 12-year-olds who just discovered swearing. Again, see title.

This is our first time podcasting, and you can definitely tell. See title above.