Gereheads

If you're into double agents, well then this is the movie for you! Because boy oh boy are there a lot of them in this flick. Join us as we talk about this 2011 spy thriller. We chat about garroting, what it feels like to have a bunch of strangers swim at you really fast, and accidentally start a rumor about Topher Grace. As is customary, we also talk about Ryan Gosling a bit. As always: spoilers ahoy!

We're back after yet another long break to talk about 2009's deeply disappointing biopic "Amelia." In the mournful shadow of losing an estate sale auction, we pull ourselves together and try to make sense of this unnecessarily boring movie, including Richard Gere's 1920s voice, Ewan McGregor's ventriloquist dummy hair, and Hilary Swank's leather jumpsuit. We also brainstorm a serial killer haunted house business, and bring up "Barbie" as many times as possible. We missed you and Richard! Thanks for listening!

This week we're talking about what is definitely Richard Gere's most adorable movie, and definitely the movie where he puts a tennis ball in his mouth the most. That's right: it's Hachi time! And we're joined by a very special guest: Sarah's husband, Yogi! Our first ever MALE GUEST helps us break down this tender film. Topics include Yogi's own personal connection to the Hachi story, the camera angles that have this dancing on the edge of a horror flick, and a real deep dive into the mystery of what, exactly, became of the real Hachi's earthly remains. Woof woof!

If you're anything like your two hosts, watch this one with a hand over your eyes, because our film this week is a bloody one. We're talking 2009's "Brooklyn's Finest," a cop drama from the director of "Training Day." This episode has everything: an all-star movie cast, lots of ranting about America's corrupt police system, the discovery of an Ethan Hawke pirate fetish, and a confession about one woman's unnatural attachment to a crocheted blanket. Join us!

This week is a first for us--a Gere movie currently in theaters! We're talking about the new romcom "Maybe I Do" with a killer cast: RTG, Diane Keaton, Susan Sarandon, and William H. Macy, for a start. We recap the movie's wacky shenanigans, puzzle over the crowd in our movie theater, and try to figure out once and for all just how many pieces of fried chicken Diane Keaton and William H. Macy ate. Join us!

Come to Rodanthe! We're talking about the Nicholas Sparks tearjerker for grownups that sees Richard Gere reunite with Diane Lane yet again. Join us to chat about dizzy-making camerawork, James Franco's undocumented role, Christopher Meloni's gigantic shirt, and our feelings about the movie's stupid ending.

*Note/apology to Diane Lane: When we recorded this we hadn't done enough research to realize that she has an eye injury that permanently dilated one of her pupils. WE'RE SORRY, DIANE

This week we do our best to talk about the 2007 Bob Dylan biopic, a very abstract film that Richard Gere is barely in. Join in as we discuss Richard's tiny tiny glasses, Bob Dylan's trampoline and Justin Bieber wig, take a look at some of Richard's upcoming projects, and eventually devolve into talking entirely about Ryan Gosling. Thanks for listening!

Here's another one in the series of Richard Gere movies we had a HARD time getting through. Hold our hands through this rough recounting of "The Flock," a gritty, unpleasant thriller starring Gere, Claire Danes, and, startlingly, Avril Lavigne. We catch up on our lives the last couple months, complain about the cinematography of this film, and ask the age-old question: How exactly does a wolf stay put in the back of a moving El Camino? Join us!

This week we're talking all things trickery and Howard Hughes as we discuss the 2006 film "The Hoax." There may be a detailed discussion of everything we ate at a Mets game, analysis of Elise's popcorn habits, and a downward spiral into Covid nihilism, but we also discuss the film's complicated plot, Clifford Irving's obnoxious personality, and Richard Gere's altered hairline and overwhelming feelings for Alfred Molina. Join us!