Get A Load Of This

On this episode, Ryan tells a real ghost story, Beer Review -- Elysian Night Owl - like every other Pumpkin Ale you only want just one, Ryan rates 6.2 and Jarod 6.5, Beer starts to all look alike, Felt like 50 lb weight on your chest and couldn't breathe -- it's called marriage, Ryan tells the tale of Drippy the family ghost, The dogs stare at the couch, Halloween Candy Power Rankings, If you're reading this then we didn't win 1.6 billion dollars.

On this episode, Boo--it's Halloween mother fu**er, The floor is looking pretty good, Ryan hates Halloween, Ryan went to school with a Hitler mustache, What's your favorite candy, What's the scariest kind of movie, You can't say Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong, I shouldn't be inconvenienced because your kid is too rambunctious, Ryan is tired of people shi**ing on Columbus Day, We're too drunk to talk about Reparations, Is it okay to break the law to provide for your family, We're glad people think we know what we're doing--we don't.

On this episode, It hasn't felt like October, Stubborn Fest was a Drunk Fest, Sorry John Philip, Shiner Oktoberfest review, Rant about iPhones -- again, Cell phone upgrades - planned obsolescence - monthly plan ripoffs, Rant about bad drivers, Here we both are you dumb f--k, Rant about the Left and Kavanaugh, This country will survive this presidency like always, Jarod actually had to pee, Know who you're voting for -- and why.

On this first episode of Season 2, We discuss Spousal Flatulence, Do you have to be nice when she's farting like a trucker, Ryan asked his wife to go back to the good old days, I wanna be seen as lovely and feminine too, Has Kate farted in front of the Queen, Dealing with hair in the bathroom, Wife drives around on fumes waiting for me to be there to get gas, Our New format, Chuck calls in looking for Klondike bars, When does the don't hit a girl card get revoked, Ryan hates A-Rod

On this episode, We're gonna need a bigger boat, Is Fall TV season still a thing, Joe is a power bottom, Netflix had better not get ads, It's like Tinder for debates, Is Skinemax gonna stop showing skin, We're gonna need some of you hotter band members to stand on the corner -- It's called Hooking, Hail Capitalism, We love Last Man Standing, Kids running around is the downfall of society, Sorry Son -- Cat's in the cradle -- F off, What a spinner

On this episode, we rank our favorite SNL cast members, You start top down Joe -- Top Down, I used to use a bar of soap -- in 1987, Ryan's hands can get anywhere, Sweet 16 of SNL cast members, Shrek vs Donkey, Old Lion vs Young Lion, Ryan's totally into fat guys, Imagine a sitcom where Belushi plays Farley's dad, Do you think Maya Rudolph and Gwyneth Paltrow scissored, We could only think of 8 good Burt Reynolds movies.

On this episode, we review Budweiser Copper Lager, We consider ourselves Lagered, The label is an accurate description, We finally found a beer Joe likes, Boars Head Seasoned Filet of Roast Beef, The fun part about developing a drinking habit is not knowing your limitations, NFL football talk, Joe wanted to be Dan Dierdorf, Is football going away if kids keep quitting, Colin Kaepernick and Take A Knee movement, Joe's advice is to not give a F, Joe rants on rate of Asian crime in Japan, Is the media only showing cases of black men getting shot.

On this episode, we discuss PBS shows, 321 Contact and the Bloodhound Gang, CD of Elvis Greatest Hits for 49 bucks, Tyra Banks when Tyra Banks was fine, Punching holes in Dirty Dancing, This is a TAG Heuer -- I'm not giving you this watch, Jason Bateman's career, Ricky Schroder had one friend, Military school was a theme of the 80s, Jarod saw Cloak and Dagger 50 times, Joe never saw ET, Doing bumps off ET's head, This is so bad its great, Watching David Lee Roth today is sad, Mormons are all good people, Why would you want 4 wives.

On this episode, we're dragging after a holiday weekend, God had a plan, Coffee makes you ugly, Louis C.K. had protesters at his first show back, Don't grab girls and say inappropriate things -- unless they're funny, Can you change someone's mind over politics or religion, Catholics are weird, Take a step back and realize what you've got.

On this episode, Ryan returns from NOLA, He found the best IPA - Urban South Holy Roller - Do you bring the kids to a microbrewery -- F that, Beer snobs are pissed at us, Like you're eating a pine cone, We run down a bunch of conspiracy theories, How did Joe Pesci and Oliver Stone plan out the gold paint and powdered wig scene, Is the government behind all of these shootings so it can outlaw guns, Bigfoot is the best to play hide and seek ever, and Area 57 is where they make ketchup.