Get Canceled

To the people who chew with their mouth open - we see you. 
To the people who talk on speakerphone in public - we see you.
To the people who refuse to signal when changing lanes while driving - we see you.  

And we've got one thing to say:  GET SOME F*CKING MANNERS PEOPLE

Sheryl and the gang do a sociological deep dive into the art of loosing & winning, common sense, people who are completely unaware of their surroundings, and the importance of Darwinism.  Then the girls discuss their fascination with Florida, nature's outlier, and the weird shit that goes on there.  

We wanna hear from you!   [email protected] 

 

We are CONFUSED . . .  when did football become about race ?
And aren't super bowl commercials suppose to be funny ?!?!

Stretchy pants, tight pants, britches and thongs.  On this episode, Sheryl takes you on a deep historical dive into the world of undergarments.  

Can these bitches get even more gross, inappropriate, and offensive?!?!?!  Let's hope so.  
 
 Sheryl and the girls begin with an innocent chat about the wildest place they've had sex.  This leads to a public service announcement regarding the erratic range of cum expulsion and how to avoid a surprise to the face.   Finally, a plea for the acceptance of "happy ending massages" for women takes us home.

What's the difference between a man's facial hair and his pubes?  Not much!  

On today's episode, we determine that they are equally gross, especially when you come across a straggler that got left behind.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, than beauty is subjective.  Such is my argument for microaggressions.  Solution: DON'T BE A PUSSY 
If something bothers you, say it.  Because no one can read your mind and we are not all offended by the same things!

Sheryl wants to hear from you!  

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We don't care who you are, no one is cool enough to "grab her by the pussy".  

Men harassing women.  Women harassing men.  Tits for promotions and sugar daddies.  Sheryl covers it all and finds that all roads lead to narcissism.  

What in the actual f*ck is happening with Gen Z?  The rise of social media has left nothing but narcissistic pussies in the wake.  And while we're at it, long live gendered language!!!  Cause if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably a duck. 

It's that time of year when you can't avoid the holiday cheer.  
Sorry Jesus.  Sorry Frosty.  Sorry Santa.  We about to say what we wanna say.