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Get Caressed
By Maya CaressComedy
Get Caressed episodes
- i respect miley cyrus more than anyone else on planet earth
this week i talk about hillary duff's impact on my life, the core emasculation issue of dadtok on the secret lives of mormon wives, and how lovebug is truly the best song ever written i don't give afffffff
49 min - oh zara larson, thou art one of ze greats!
yea so today i'm talking about christian bale as frankenstein, the fact that we are on the rise to a true matriarchy, and how survivor 50 is my avengers endgame.
42 min - on my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bumping grind
this is a true emotional roller coaster of an episode, i talk about nirvana the band the tv show the movie, how doechi is one of the greats, and how lisa rinna was james's mom in big time rush.
1 hr 24 min - so where's the tiana merch at disneyworld?
this week i talk about how paul anthony kelly is the most attractive man ive ever seen in. my. life. i also talk about the americas next top model doc and how jenny slate is the judy greer of today. toodles bitchess
48 min - yea school of rock makes me cry and what about it?
i'm sick and this really isn't funny anymore like seriously. this week i talk about eric nam on traitors, how opalite is potentially taylor swift's best music video, and how benson boone is actually a very funny man. like pray for me at this point.
34 min - alexander skarsgard in pillion is the first time i've felt represented on screen
dude i'm literally sick again. i'm so pissed dude. anyways this week i talk about the horrific one direction documentary from 2013, my gray area thoughts on sabrina carpenter, and how the only award show that really matters is the las culturistas awards.
53 min - terri joe is only getting started baby
today i talk about how good rachel mcadams is in send help, ariana grande's impact on culture, and having a spiritual awakening listening to high fashion by addison rae. love uuuuuu
40 min - have i told you yet that amanda seyfried gave a terrific performance in the testament of ann lee?
literally am uploading this after recovering from food poisoning and that shits not a joke dawg. i talked a lot about da traitors, a lot about how underated the lullabies from early disney movie are, and a lot of hyperventilating over jon bernthal.
1 hr 8 min - no more vegan red velvet cupcake vending machines
today i'm talking about my reverence for miss piggy, how madison beer is doing JUST FINE thank you very much, and how lucy liu in her two scenes in chicago are tattooed in my brain. love u big hearted bitches.
48 min - isla fisher is gonna do it for me every time
today i talk about my true love for will kirby from season two of big brother, how bad the world is right now, and how my trailer trash tammy calendar is the best gift i've ever gotten. luvs u
40 min
About Get Caressed
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This show is about me talking about things I like and don't like. Sometimes I talk about the meaning of life and sometimes I talk about how in love I am with Joe Keery. It's a crapshoot every episode,…
but you will undoubtedly get caressed.