Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe learn a thing or two about forensics as Zack and I introduce you to our utterly absurd creation - a forensic crime scene 'jizzpert' (yes, you read that right)! This guy is a total pro, and you won't believe the hilariously gross methods he employs and the jaw-dropping conclusions he draws from his 'sticky' investigations. 🕵️‍♂️💦

Now, here's the twist: this episode was recorded under wild circumstances. Picture us perched on a rooftop in the bustling chaos of Sao Paulo, with planes zooming overhead like it's an airshow! 🛩️ The audio quality? Well, let's just say it was less than ideal. 🎧 We're sorry about that, but we promise the laughs and cringes more than make up for it.

Tune in to this week's episode for a wild ride, some forensic giggles, and a big thanks for sticking with us through the audio adventure. Enjoy! 🎙️😂

Adler is my employee for one of my businesses and also my regrettable roommate. While Zack was visiting me in Connecticut we found out Adler had plans to go to a party that night. When we asked him the ratio he told us it was 2.5 girls to every one guy. Needless to say we tried as hard as we could to get the invite. We jumped on the microphones and started asking him if we could go and this is context of this episode. Special Thanks to Grant Brucia for all his help making this podcast possible and tutoring me in DAW.

This episode took quiet a while to edit due to recording issues. It starts out a little slow, but stick around for our funny improvised interaction with a Zoo Keeper and an Alien that has a 25 foot long cock, it's super silly and super funny (if you are totally immature like us).

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In this episode we dig up some improvised past histories about ourselves. The fridge was actually a name we came up for another friend, but that's just cause he walked around campus parties with a backpack full of beer.

This is our first episode ever. We recorded this 2 years ago almost now and I just never got around to uploading it. We talk about squirters and crack a bunch of jokes. Zack tells an enthralling heartfelt history explaining why he decided to get into Jazz and we discuss a friend name Rivers who has over 500 confirmed kills child terrorist terrorists. It's crazy, but hey we are only joking. We are two best friends and are trying to make ourselves laugh as we always do. Oh yeah and monetize it.