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Title: Wolf Attacks Remain the Leading Cause of Death in the U.S.

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 09-13-16

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

©2015 The Onion (P)2015 Audible, Inc.

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Title: An Ad for a New Drummer Personally Attacks the Old Drummer

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 09-13-16

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Title: The Department of Homeland Security Releases Five Terrorists to Test Homeland Security

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 09-13-16

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Title: A Woman with Eight Glaring Flaws Is Rushed into Cosmetic Surgery

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 09-13-16

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Title: Paris for Gullible Tourists

Author: Alun Hill

Narrator: Kelly Rhodes

Format: Unabridged

Length: 13 mins

Language: English

Release date: 07-13-16

Publisher: Alun Hill

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Parody - don't buy if you don't understand humor, please!

Paris - the city of lights and dog shit.

Where the women don't shave their armpits, but they spend millions on perfume.

The most-visited city in the world. The best city for gullible tourists, then.

Learn the scams, learn the places to avoid.

Here's an example for the Eiffel Tower:

Known as the "awful tower" locally.

Locals often go to the top, as that's the only part of Paris where you can't see it.

Long queues.

The exorbitant admission price (designed only for gullible tourists) only gets you to the second floor.

The top is the third floor.

It's narrower up there, windy, crowded - and costs more to go up.

From the top however, you can see all of Paris, if it's a clear day (see weather).

For free, by not going up, you can also see Paris. Better and cheaper.

You were wondering how to get to the first floor?

You pay to go up in the elevator to the second floor, then walk down stairs.

Lots of stairs.

Lots.

Members Reviews:

Love the quick, punchy humor

Love the quick, punchy humor of Alun Hill. This is a helpful book (in pointing out the tourist-trappiness of Paris), and Alun's viewpoint is very Seinfeld-esque in the way he describes Paris from a "What is up with THAT?" type of view. Fast read and I got some real good chuckles.

Gullible author who reads Viator write ups

I think the author did try to talk about some things to be avoided in Paris as well as things to be concerned about. I do truly believe he did as little research as possible (Viator anyone?) as the 'book' comes across as extremely skimpy and not terribly funny. Mr. Hill does try, but I am afraid his jokes don't quite get up his name so to speak. I would hope he will put more content in the Kindle and paperback versions, as currently, it's not even worth purchasing at one penny at the moment.

Entertaining

I did enjoy going through these "chapters". It will be interesting to see if I agree with some of the author's assessments after our trip to Paris!

Adds no value to the world

Why would the author waste our time on such drivel? He was lucky to see Paris. He wasted money on tourist traps. This is not funny, not interesting, not necessarily true. He hates Monet. This "e-book" is the reason why the Kindle bubble has burst-- when people self-publish pure bs to try to make a buck.

This author was having a very bad day on his or her visit to Paris.

This entire book can be summed up in one sentence: Everything in Paris stinks--literally. The author's hypersensitive nose was the only sense organ working on his or her trip to Paris. S/he hated everything and resented having to pay for it. Short and extremely unhelpful, this book will make anyone who has not been to Paris wonder why anyone would ever go there. I urge you to consider why Paris would be for centuries the world's biggest tourist destination if it were really the place described in this book.

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Title: Fair Is a Place Where They Sell Cotton Candy

Author: Daniel Stephen Coker

Narrator: Daniel Coker

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 53 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-14-16

Publisher: Daniel Coker

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Once in a lifetime, like rising cream, a literary work emerges from obscurity, penned by an author with the ability to take the listener's hand and lead him (or her, or uncommitted) on a journey of transformation that eternally changes one's perspective on life. A tome so powerful, it shakes the very foundation of contemporary thought, culture, and philosophy and challenges the value system of an entire generation.

This is not that book. Still, I'm sure it will come in handy somehow.

Members Reviews:

Great read

Easy read! Great light hearted humor!

Five Stars

Super book! Very fun to read.

Tim

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Title: The Virtual Lives of Godfrey Plunkett

Author: Richard Storry

Narrator: Jonathan Trueman

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs and 4 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-30-16

Publisher: Richard Storry

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

To escape his monotonous life of humdrum tedium, Godfrey Plunkett frequently escapes into the world of his fertile imagination. There, away from all criticism and the disparaging looks from his fellow human beings, he can be free to live his dreams. He can be a hero, a celebrity, a movie star - anything he wants.

And, somehow, these inner thoughts help him to maintain his optimism that something fantastic is just around the corner, and is about to happen for him, for real - at any moment.

But, out there in the harsh, real world, will anything fulfilling or exciting ever happen for this poor, misunderstood individual? Or is he destined only to experience the excitement of life in the privacy of his own thoughts?

And, more importantly, what happens when the boundary between his make-believe world and reality starts to blur?

Members Reviews:

A really funny story.

If you could sum up The Virtual Lives of Godfrey Plunkett in three words, what would they be?

A funny man.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Godfrey, because he doesn't know how funny he is.

Have you listened to any of Jonathan Truemans other performances? How does this one compare?

I listened to 'The Cryptic Lines'. His voice in that one was scary.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

It was sad and also funny when Godfrey dressed in unattractive clothes to go to the speed dating, but thinks he looks cool.

Any additional comments?

I didn't understand some of the words, but it was still really funny. Mum thought the reader's voice sounded like newsreader but I thought it was good. I liked the voice he did for Edna. I preferred listening to it rather than reading it.

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Title: Freedom from Bosses Forever

Author: Tony Robinson OBE

Narrator: Tony Robinson OBE

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-30-16

Publisher: The Business Advisory Bureau Limited

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Freedom from Bosses Forever is a book every lover of satire will enjoy, even if they are not interested in starting and running their own business. It has been described as unique by many reviewers and critics because the characters that appear in it are fictional apart from the much derided Tony Robinson OBE.

'Snorting with laughter' is not an unusual listener reaction.

The fictional fashionista, and narrator of the story, Leonora Soculitherz (So-cool-it-hurts) takes the listener on a journey of discovery. Soculitherz investigates a government and big business conspiracy whilst unearthing, along the way, the bare essentials of 'own business' success.

Members Reviews:

Micro Metaphors that Matter

What did you like most about Freedom from Bosses Forever?

I loved the Terry Pratchet-style self-depreciating humour mixed with lots of great advice for micro, small and startup businesses.

What did you like best about this story?

The way the bizarre story draws you in to a world that seems crazy until you discover it's only a fictional account of the crazy world we live in.

Have you listened to any of Tony Robinson OBEs other performances? How does this one compare?

Only on YouTube - this one is right up there. Avuncular advice told with a twinkle in the eye.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Yes, how disparaging Leonora was about the person who created her. Seems so unfair and ungrateful, so Leonora though.

Any additional comments?

When you listen, keep your tongue in your cheek as the narrator had his there !

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Title: It's Ok to Say F--k

Author: Howard Orton

Narrator: Noah Westerfield

Format: Unabridged

Length: 19 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-09-16

Publisher: Howard Orton

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

A book of times I heard people say f--k or times I felt it would fit the situation.

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Title: Ahsila: Destroyer of Worlds

Author: Marcus Albey

Narrator: Stephen Frost Jr.

Format: Unabridged

Length: 47 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-03-16

Publisher: JaMa Literary Agency

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

My ex-wife, what a monster! She can destroy, even devour, entire cities! Will anyone stop her? Maybe, the Jolly White Giant, Sihrc, can do it!

Members Reviews:

Ooogh ooogh?

What did you like best about Ahsila: Destroyer of Worlds? What did you like least?

I thought the first half or so of the book wasn't particular funny, but the second was pretty entertaining. The narrator really sold it.

What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

There was a reaction alright, but not really sure what it was.

Which scene was your favorite?

The one with the fighter jets and the exploding phallus.

Did Ahsila: Destroyer of Worlds inspire you to do anything?

Look for more books narrated by Stephen Frost, but unfortunately it looks like he is just starting out.