I'm quoting a gentleman from the train for the title this week because I thought he made so much sense. I've also got some subway stories and a few movie suggestions and a few real dares regarding the 1900 and 90's trends...Kids the movie and Usher's halftime show are also brought up, so let's have some fun!! Missed the LIVE?

See ya next week

TUESDAY @getwood

IG 2pm eastern

xoxo Jess

Bonjour, muthafuckas

a fun show today filled with goodies about love, loss, drugs and celebrating the lunar new year-maybe not quite in that order, but defiantly a great listen.

I'd love it if you shared the show

thanks xoxo Jess

and happy v.d. from Mama El

hey lovers,

today's show was all loves...

caretaking ourselves vs others

rumblings of a ratchet hatchet reboot

salacious subway stories and more !

it's true, lovers...in the late 1900's in NYC I doned my skates and went all over the city...the show also has a few other funny n true stories including the feling I get when I wear my headphones so often. Listen. Laugh. Share with your pals

xoxo Jess

making tragedy funny is kinda my thing

so I talk n talk n sometimes sing

gen x references made in a sec

spit takes happen you wont expect

so share the show with your pals

witches warlocks guys and gals

everyone loves to laugh right

I'd rather giggle than have a fight

sending love to everyone of y'all

an wherever you're at hope it's a ball

xoxox Jess

Hey lovers, check out this hilarious romp through the 1900 and 90s sprinkled with spit take one liners, deep cut references and sexy cherry accesories! Pull your buckt hat on, slide into your boyfriend jeans and let's get crack-a-lackin

Love you. Mean it. Hoe Spin Forever

xoxo Jess

hey lovers, whatta fun time was had on the show today:

Golden Globe Jokes

Russian Mob Dryer

Mommie n Me Pole Dancin' and more !!

listen

laugh

share

xoxo Jess

Merry New Year, loves !

Twas a thrill and a joy sharing my stories with you this week: please enjoy the fun....

NYE SUBWAY BUNNY

NYE Accomplishments

NYE Make Outs vs Fireworks

a few birthday stories and lotsa fun

xo Jess

bonjour, muthafuckas! what fun it was to to give yall the tea from my week....mixing movie madness BARBIE vs UNPREGNANT letting you decide...a wild witch story...how are YOU at parties ? and more goodies to giggle at and share with your adoring pals thanks see ya next week xoxo Jess

and do it anyway, my loves!

I'm telling stories about my many travels through Europe complete with characters and pre-rolls...enjoy the festivities and go do something that scares you.

xoxo Jess