Get Your Hands Off My Dogcast

It's been a long road, but the journey has come to an end. After a year and a half of reviewing dog films, the boys have moved to greener pastures. Or a nice farm upstate, if you want to put a classic dog death spin on it. With a new project named The Even Worse Idea Of All Time sweeping the boys off their feet, it's time to put the Dogcast to bed with a nice reflection. Thanks to anyone who has supported us over the last 18 months, and for one last time, Get Your Hands Off My Dogcast!

When Alisdair announced that the next episode would involve a venture onto the dark web to locate a film that has long been the subject of sinister rumour and speculation, we were worried.

Imagine our surprise when it actually turned out to be the best thing we've ever watched. It's so good we've written an acrostic poem:

Hilarious

Energetic

Loving

Passionate

Hey

Havana, ooh na-na (ay)

Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)

He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na

All of my heart is in Havana (ay)

There's somethin' 'bout his manners (uh huh)

Havana, ooh na-na (uh)

He didn't walk up with that "how you doin'?" (uh)

(When he came in the room)

He said there's a lot of girls I can do with (uh)

(But I can't without you)

I'm doin' forever in a minute (hey)

(That summer night in June)

And papa says he got malo in him (uh)

He got me feelin' like

Ooh-ooh-ooh, I knew it when I met him

I loved him when I left him

Got me feelin' like

Ooh-ooh-ooh, and then I had to tell him

I had to go, oh na-na-na-na-na

Havana, ooh na-na (ay, ay)

Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)

He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na (uh huh)

All of my heart is in Havana (ay)

My heart is in Havana (ay)

Havana, ooh na-na

Jeffery

Just graduated, fresh on campus, mm

Fresh out East Atlanta with no manners, damn

Fresh out East Atlanta

Bump on her bumper like a traffic jam

Hey, I was quick to pay that girl like Uncle Sam (here you go, ay)

Back it on me, shawty cravin' on me

Get to diggin' on me (on me)

She waited on me (then what?)

Shawty cakin' on me, got the bacon on me (wait up)

This is history in the makin' on me (on me)

Point blank, close range, that B

If it cost a million, that's me (that's me)

I was gettin' mula, man they feel me

Havana, ooh na-na (ay, ay)

Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (oh, ay, ay)

He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na (oh no)

All of my heart is in Havana (ay)

My heart is in Havana (ay)

Havana, ooh na-na

Ooh na-na, oh na-na-na (oo-ooh)

Take me back, back, back like

Ooh na-na, oh na-na-na (yeah, babe)

Take me back, back, back like

Ooh na-na, oh na-na-na (yea, yeah)

Take me back, back, back like

Ooh na-na, oh na-na-na (yea, babe)

Take me back, back, back

(Hey, hey)

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Take me back to my Havana

Havana, ooh na-na

Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (oh, yeah)

He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na (ay, ay)

All of my heart is in Havana

My heart is in Havana (ay)

Havana, ooh na-na

Uh huh

Oh na-na-na (oh na, yeah)

Oh na-na-na

Oh na-na-na

No, no, no, take me back

Oh na-na-na

Havana, ooh na-na

This week to spice up our dull existences we decided to record the podcast in chunks upon every hour. Listen in amazement as we stand around talking in various loud places.

We've injected a solid hit of cinematic mediocrity right into our veins and we're addled and confused. 

Christ. 

You may hear brief flashes of passion when we're not talking about the movie, but it's hard graft.

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Well, we've been going strong since the year of our lord 1987, but one thing is for sure. We're all going to die. That includes you, reader of this perfunctory written content. We love ya but you'll be bloody food for the maggots. 

Also we discussed a film with Billy Connolly playing a dog. He's probably on the verge of death too. He's certainly in a lot of trouble. 

Cook the man some fucking eggs.

Love from your beautiful hosts, kia kaha.

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