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Hans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; how GETL is making us grey; the truth about Pokemon Snap; the ingenuity of Apple’s AirTags; how Alien disclosure is right around the corner; the audacity of the coelacanth; inquests into COVID’s origins; how Egyptians adored their phallluses; the way PornHub is revolutionising film; the cost of exploding Goop candles; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; how photogrammetry is changing the art world in the most incredible way; how spoilers might actually enhance the content being enjoyed; the way geek life use to be before the advent of the internet; a 90s comic book character creator; the remarkable way Artificial Intelligence is boosting video game visuals; a bevy of useless facts perfect for trivia nights; why the month of May is dedicated to masturbation; the ways in which the clitoris is more than just an organ for pleasure; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: movies and games to enjoy or avoid; the unbelievable truth about women’s fashion; a town filled with more dolls than people in Japan; the beauty of what happens when art, Pokemon and food collide; how long a person would live in a grocery store during the apocalypse; the incredible truth of the beaver’s relation to vanilla; how masturbation is not a good form of exercise; a unique and very sexy endorsement from the Queen of England; how most sexual fantasies are far more common than originally thought; an appearance by a kraken; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: movies, games and series to enjoy or avoid; the incredulous world of ethical cannibalism and what it means for Cellular Agriculture; what happened to the volunteers who spent 40 nights in a cave for science; how AI is bringing back artists from the dead; the ancient discovery that might give Russia access to creating super soldiers; the very first documented account of “getting a penis stuck in a bottle”; why HPV vaccines are just as important for men as they are for women; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: movies and games to enjoy or avoid; how a Pokemon themed cryptocurrency wants to disrupt the market; the way textual communication between partners changes over time; the impact of the ‘frequency illusion’ through the brain’s tendency to form patterns; ways to keep your caffeine fix fresh when drinking coffee; the health benefits of drinking coffee; ways to keep your prostate healthy; how the products we use are causing men to be born with smaller penises; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: reviews and previews; a guide to Monster Hunter Rise Weapons; the secret language of elephants; how Elon Musk could create Jurassic Park (for real); a ludicrous idea that merges ‘The Fast & the Furious” with dinosaurs; the potential for a veritable vaccine for HIV based on mRNA technology; what happens if you dig straight down into the earth from your location; the wondrous idiocy of PointerPointer.com; why the Pyrus calleryana smells like semen when it blooms; the latest offerings from PornHub’s collaboration with a German design agency; the way Lilly Allen wants to revolutionise cunnilingus; ways to keep masturbation fresh and fun; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: movies worth watching; games worth playing; why Apple Fitness+ is worth every cent; how new research shows pain management to be pointlessly gendered; the way feminine voices are paving the way for AI voices; the types of genital discharges and what they mean; the beauty of Reddnight; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: movies and television series worth watching; the arrival of Apple Pay South Africa; a mystery surrounding Garfield Phones and French beaches; how deforestation is destroying the Amazon and it will soon be too late to do anything about it; uses for coffee pulp and how it could save forests; the truth behind how to be happy - backed by science; the incredible way researchers are using eyes to spot deepfakes; if one should use a cock ring; an all new sex toy to record the ‘cock view’; the strange world of Sexomnia; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: those reviews promised from over a year ago (yes, this is not a drill); why Michael Keaton is the ONLY choice for a live-action Batman Beyond production; the super interesting reality of the CDC’s Zombie Guidelines; how eye colour could serve as an indicator of alcoholism; the wonderful world of algae turning beach sand into figurative popcorn; how Japan is using robot wolves to frighten bears; how scientists are re-enacting The Descent… for science; the joys of South Korea’s Sex Park; what it means to get older with a penis; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: many reviews with a focus on Zack Snyder’s Justice League; the lost truth behind Bram Stokers Dracula; what exactly are non fungible tokens; Gucci and daylight robbery; Intel’s desperation; being tattooed by a robot; advancements in artificial womb research; the legitimacy of a real world Pikachu; how scientists are naming beetles after Pokemon; the wonderfully weird word of portal hentai; the way Gwyneth Paltrow wants to modernise sex toys; ways to make your vibrator feel new again; and so much more!