GETL

Hans and Edward explore: reviews and previews; how much coffee you need to drink for death’s sweet embrace; how to daydream and why we should be doing more of it; some trippy LSD like hallucinations; the wonderful and mystical lineage of Legendary Pokemon; some incredible animal facts about sex; how orgasms can kill; how often people die during intercourse; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: coffee, candles and digital assistants in reviews and previews; tips everyone who plays Apex Legends needs to hear; a nostalgic trip down Pokemon memory lane; the incredible new Pokemon Arceus; the intelligence exhibited by cephalopods; how to turn real tears into bullets; the magic of Harry Potter inspired unicycles; how Harry’s Nimbus 2000 toy became one for adults; the fascinating world of Post Coital Depression; the kinds of foods that are best for sex, and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: an average table top to video game conversion; a surprising media box; the joys of Watch Dogs Legion Online; a nice perk of the job; the death of Anthem; some lyrical whoopsies; decidedly weird gibberish; how NASA is bringing Mars closer; how genetic cloning is bringing back extinct species; some horrifying sexual stories; the unusual way melatonin might spur orgasm; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: a myriad of reviews and previews; some Game of Thrones theories that could have saved the show; the best co-op games of 2021; how to tell the difference between a boiled and raw egg; the truth about crocodile tears; interesting facts about dog language; how some spiders adhere to BDSM, the secret love language of bats; how pigs are gamers; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: an all new means of offering opinions and recommendations for reviews; a variety of dead movie franchises that should become video games; the truth behind GODZILLA; an excellent resource for working out; the link between unwanted thoughts and a lack of sleep; the surprising athletes who have turned to porn; how “being first” had nothing to do with your conception; the nutritional value of sperm; why genitals are of often a different colour; and so much more!

Hans and Edward carefully lead listeners through the finale of Season 01 of GETL with some entertainment and gaming reviews; before taking the time to go through listener questions and finally journeying through the best of GETL in 2020.

See you all again in February 2021 for Season 02 of your favourite variety podcast!

Hans and Edward explore: the PlayStation 5 and everything you need to know about Sony’s newest console; how we are not infallible even if we wish we were; the way Planet of the Apes might have predicted the future; what you can do to support small creators; why you should not sacrifice friends to bears; how Sex Bot AI will change the future; the incredible usefulness of PornHub’s Sex Eduction; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: a variety of entertainment and gaming previews and reviews; unboxing the PlayStation 5; the truth about GTA IV’s callers; the incredible advances of Apple’s M1 chip; how Billie Eilish’s latest video was shot on iPhone, how microphones make all the difference, the awfully dumb world of DMCA notices; why the PlayStation 5 has room to grow and might not be the best console to buy right now; the way cartographers copyright their work; how most Korean people do not smell because of a unique gene; the weird and conspiracy based religion known as SubGenius; the intricacies of sensation play and how to incorporate it into your sex life; and so much more!

Hans and Edward explore: why the Xbox Series X is one of the best options with which to enter the next generation of gaming; the incredulous world of spy-cameras in South Korea; how the influencers you follow may not be real; an easy means of helping to reduce climate change using only paint; the frightening way COVID19 spreads in the air; the truth about web browser safety; why clicking ads online is a very bad idea; whether or not Ose is legitimate or a scam; and more.

Hans and Edward explore: a variety of reviews and previews; unboxing the ultra premium Xbox Series X; why most people just want the recipe and not a life story; the intricacies of true-to-life brain control; the way MGS3’s boss can die; an even bigger study about penis size; how porn proves people cannot spell; why you should be careful of the browser you use; the weird and wonderful world of Super Mario Porn, and so much more!