GETL

GETL

By Hans Haupt & Edward SwardtLeisureVideo Games
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GETL episodes

  • 18: Sex Allergies, Yonic Imagery, Hamster Fire, Sperm Data, Orgasmic Pain, Human Chimera and so much more.
    Hans and Edward explore: the importance of consent for sexual relations, how Brazil nut allergies can be sexually transmitted, the beauty of Yonic imagery, the largest vagina and penis in recorded history, how foreplay is imperative to good sex, how sperm and data coincide, the fascinating and frightening world of human chimera, the weird and wonderful world of sex in nature, the way orgasms and pain are linked, tips for better sex, and so much more.
    1 hr 12 min
  • 17: RONASUTRA, Hot VS Cold, Singing Tesla, Brazilian Pokémon, Nude Aniston, KILLER PAINT, and so much more!
    Hans and Edward explore: supporting the Black Lives Matter movement, how AI and technology are helping with diagnosing COVID19, Britney’s excellent Mood Ring, an incredible new paint designed to kill ’the Rona’, how Jennifer Aniston has decided to sell her nudes for charity, the best way to have sex during the pandemic - RONASUTRA, the weird world of ‘Bathe in my Milk’, the incredible nature of how human ears can tell the difference between hot and cold water, how ASMR leads to gratification, the science of Tesla Coils making music, how SpaceX made history, the way space travel influences human psychology through the ‘Overview Effect’, the incredible unknown artist placing life-sized Pokémon statues around Brazil, Hans answering question submitted by you, our awesome listeners, for his birthday, and so much more!
    1 hr 10 min
  • 16: Dangerous Shovels, Snowpiercer, Klingon Pop, Darkseid Revealed, The Ickabog, Gollum Reads, SpaceX Suits, 5G Scams and so much more!
    Hans and Edward explore: the wonders of cookie butter, dangers of shovelling, Snowpiercer’s Netflix reboot, the audible wonders of Klingon music, how Darkseid lives in the Snyder cut, more Hunger Games, Cowlings return to writing with The Ickabog, Gollum literally reading books aloud, Burger King’s ingenious marketing pivot during the global pandemic, how Nvidia’s AI re-created Pac-Man, why Crayola released a new inclusive palette, an update on Xylitol’s name and the incredible space suits powering SpaceX astronauts, the very real need to educate children about how “superheroes are not real”, how scam artists are taking advantage of conspiracy theories, and so much more!
    1 hr 6 min
  • 15: Killer Coffee, When People Zol, Cyborg Eyes, Football Sex Dolls, Rule 34 Explained, and so much more!
    Hans and Edward explore: how much coffee you need to drink in order for your body to shut down, how DMT tests have caused atheists to change their views on religion, South Africa's hit songs about Zols and farting MECs, how a South Korean football team "accidentally" used Sex Dolls, the incredible fan made Pokémon Dark, what exactly the Internet's Rule 34 is about, how science has found evidence of a parallel universe on Earth, the existence of the Snyder cut of Justice League, how science has proved that Robert Pattinson is the world's most beautiful man, the woes of casting Batwoman, how great it is to play as the incredible new South African operator in Rainbow Six Siege, how scientists have created the first cyborg eye, what happens when Elon Musk changes his number and you end up with the old one, how most religions consider interest on a loan as a sin, the way in which Netflix is going to handle inactive accounts, and so much more!
    1 hr 1 min
  • 14: Cthulhu Marriage Vows, Deadly Screams, Robot Overlords, Steel Waves, Vodka Tricks, Jurassic Tresspassing, and so much more
    Hans and Edward explore: the incredible health benefits of gardening (for real), the unbelievable truth about Vodka, the way South Korea's COVID19 tracking is busting cheaters, how shouting spreads COVID19, a teacher's deafening scream, becoming an ordained minister in The First Church of Cthulhu and the relevant wedding vows, how games have become the perfect places for weddings and funerals, the impact Unreal Engine 5 will have on next-gen gaming, the wonderful Japanese world of Ghost of Tsushima, how fans are breathing new life into Dino Crisis and Jurassic Park Trespasser, a secret look at Rainbow Six Siege Steel Wave, how to travel the world for free with Assassin's Creed, the real way to pronounce X Ash A 12, how robot dogs are promoting social distancing, the way in which Facebook tracks you when not in the app and how to fix it, and so much more!
    59 min
  • 13: DIY Mother's Day, Netflix Ice-Cream, YouPorn Wheel of Foreplay, Midnight Sun, Gollum reads LOTR, Tom Cruise in Space, X Ae A-12, Tone Deaf Strokes, Doomsday Asteroid, and so much more!
    Hans and Edward explore: which of Nespresso's coffee dispensers offer the best bang for your buck, fun and easy DIY Mother's Day gifts, what Ben and Jerry's Netflix and Chill'd ice-cream tastes like, the intricacies of YouPorn's Wheel of Foreplay, Edwards point of view in Midnight Sun, the truth about the origins of 50 Shades of Grey, listening to Gollum read The Lord of the Rings, listening to Harry Potter read... Harry Potter, why 'less is more' when it comes to horror and suspense, the fact that Tom Cruise wants to shoot a movie in space, the weird name given to Elon Musk's child, the best way to stream for beginners, what next-gen games were revealed by Xbox, why EA is still such a scummy company, whether or not you are having a stroke right now, the science behind being tone deaf, an asteroid doomsday app, the way in which the moon is the Earth's shield, and so much more!
    54 min
  • 12: Dinosaur Charity, Spider-Jackson, Chewie's Origins, Dick Powered AI, Durex Woes, Nomad's Workout, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Stephenie Meyer's Secret, UFOs Confirmed, Alien Tech. and so much more
    Hans and Edward discuss: how you can be a part of Jurassic World Dominion by contributing to charity, the incredulous tale of Michael Jackson almost being cast as Spider-Man, finding out where Chewbacca comes from, how a Dick powered AI is the future, the impact of COVID-19 on sex, Netflix's new show about the pandemic, the excellent Ghost Recon workout, everything you need to know about Assassin's Creed Valhalla, what is in-store for PS5 and Xbox Series X this May, what exactly is Stephenie Meyer hiding on her website, how the Pentagon has confirmed the existence of UFOs, the speed increases of USB 4.0, the weird way the WiFi alliance is managing 6 Ghz, and so much more.
    44 min
  • 11: RPats Bats details, Netflix loves Pokémon, Legend of Bill Paxton, FFVII Porn, Turnips Exchange, Japanese Diarrhoea and so much more
    Hans and Edward discuss: the latest information about The Batman's villain and narrative, Netflix's exclusive new Pokémon anime, the legend of Bill Paxton's 80s/90s monster menage a trois, details about the newest Star Wars series from Lesley Headland, the way Disney+ ruins Splash, how FFVII is dominating PornHub's search, the wonders of Animal Crossing New Horizons, how Elijah Wood visited a fan's Animal Crossing island to sell turnips, an incredible God of War achievement and the release of a unique collectable, the way Travis Scott is leading the online gaming concert scene, how Lady Gaga nailed it with the Global Citizen concert, what diarrhoea means to the Japanese, when South African's can expect to buy fast food again, and more.
    58 min
  • 10: Deja Vu, Sleepy Sex, F#CK That Meditation, Locust Plagues, Clint Eastwood as Batman, Russian LOTR and so much more.
    Hans and Edward explore: the woes of podcasting from a distance, the truth behind who actually falls asleep after an orgasm, which country uses the most toilet paper, meditation that does not give two Fs, a talented Weatherman's drum solo, how locusts are both a plague and food source, how the new Dune movie is coming along, the fact that Clint Eastwood was supposed to be Batman, what it means for DC now that JJ Abrams is involved, how a Russian LOTR book sympathises with Sauron, Apple's $700 wheels and $350 iPhone SE, what is happening with the PS5 and why you should stop playing those social media COVID-19 games, and more.
    47 min
  • 9: Anus Prints, Neanderthal Revelations, The Laura Buxton Effect, PS5's DualSense, State of Twitch, Green Queen Memes, and more
    Hans and Edward explore: the reality of South Africa's lockdown being extended for an additional two weeks, the truth about the Neanderthals and how they were more intelligent than first thought, the unbelievable coincidences of the Laura Buxton Effect, how all anuses are as unique as fingerprints, the way anus prints are being used for science, the announcement of Sony's new DualSense controller for PS5, the state of Twitch in 2020, how the Queen is once again a meme, actually useful things to do during the lockdown, and so much more.
    42 min

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GETL (Get-All) is a podcast about Gaming, Entertainment, Technology & Geek Lifestyle.