I’m a whore. How to not get pulled over.  You have the right to remain silent, but do you have the ability?  The catch all of “or otherwise impaired” and how you can get a DWI for prescription meds, or even cold medicine.  Field sobriety tests are a joke, and optional. No refusal weekends are false advertising.  Why do I keep getting pulled over?  Screwing up the prosecution’s case.  Can you beat a DWI when you pissed on yourself and blew a .28?  Yes you can.  The story of the 18 year prison sentence for a DWI.