Joe talks about the atmospheric river, the ancestry of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and the challenges in posting a daily Instagram reel.

Joe talks about his wife mechanically saying hello to him, MAGA dads whose daughters like Taylor Swift, and a stranger immediately and comprehensively opening up to him about the most heavy moments of his life.

Joe talks about being a better listener to his daughter, questions his red-ass coaches and teachers, and reads and email from Former Central Jersey Prosecutor.

Joe talks about his excitement that Greta Gerwig was not nominated for an Oscar, the joy of someone not taking your call, and artists persisting until they find greatness.

Joe talks about Mexican oysters, the former president's indefatigable drive, and what swatting really means.

Joe talks about why the podcast was late, taking a night nap with his wife, and the insane reason he wears a helmet while teaching his daughter to ride a bike.

Joe empathizes with MAGAns.

Joe talks about being honest about cheating, a good writing habit, and why Jo Koy should be glad he bombed the Golden Globes.

Joe talks about Aaron Rodgers and people who allegedly see pedophilia everywhere.

Joe talks about connecting to positivity in the new year, ideas for his forthcoming Instagram reels, and the "real" Andy Cohen.