This historic episode finds Tommy at the Magic Kingdom in Florida, telling tales of being in The Happiest Place on Earth. And actually being happy, unlike the tired parents with their kids, not rich enough to be on the pricey express line for the rides. Hearing this, Scott proclaims that there shall be one line for all, and a fast one at that. Will critics call that socialism?

In our ongoing mission to rid the world of bad cliches, we re-examine the annoying and failed “walk and chew gum at the same time”. And we question why the word “existential” has the opposite definition than it used to have.

The bevy of fine coffee places in Tom’s neighborhood makes Scott realize we don’t live in a totalitarian country where there’s only one coffee shop, State Coffee, and there’s only one kind of coffee on the menu, called Coffee. Plus, our exclusive investigation shockingly reveals that NYC barristas are friendlier than those in a small town in the Catskills!

Sure it’s getting colder and darker earlier, but let’s appreciate the fact that the earth is still rotating on its axis the way it always has. And let’s take a minute to thank the earth for doing that, since even planets like to feel appreciated. And scientists say that showing gratitude actually makes us healthier. And as our speculative 1950’s game show is titled, “You Never Know!”

We celebrate the wonder of laundry, in a podcast that actually talks about pods. It’s clean comedy at its best, as we imagine hosting the National Laundry Awards, which will be shot in black and white, with the heavy, jerky motions of giant 1950’s television cameras.

A Balmy Day in November could be the title of a 600 page book by a former Secretary of State, but it’s also a gift that delighted us yesterday in Manhattan. We make the guilt free point that you can enjoy an unexpectedly warm and sunny day in November, and still be an ally in the struggle against global warming. Tom’s suggestion to build outdoor cafes on 24 foot stilts may earn him an invitation to the next climate conference, and Scott plans to coach speakers at the conference on how to end their speech with a big applause line.

Limit, don’t eliminate, is our advice for losing weight in these stressful yet tempting times. Scott tells Tommy that eating one pain au raisin or chocolat a day is far preferable to ordering 14 in one sitting, which would also be unfair to other customers who wouldn’t be able to enjoy that sweet treat.

Scott creates a new hybrid shopping model by getting the best of both worlds, shopping online and in person to purchase a coveted AllBirds shoe at a reduced price. And the glee he experiences afterwards compels Tommy to suggest that they speak in front of large audiences in hotel conference centers to show others how to feel the same way.

As he walked down tony Park Avenue the other day, a doorman from a high end building said to Scott, “How are you, Sir” Did this greeting mean that the word has gotten out about Scott being The Great Pedestrian? Tom revisits his proposal for a gigantic statue honoring pedestrians that would span the East River. And we also bring back our plan for a Pedestrian Sidewalk that spans the country from New York to California.

Tom and Scott introduce “audio slides”, as they invite listeners into a 1970’s living room, but instead of watching slides of a trip, they are transported to places like Saratoga New York through the magic of listening to our conversation!