Autumn in New York is so inviting for Scott as he finally takes some of his favorite clothing out of the closet after a long hiatus. But what if clothes could talk and complain that they weren’t being worn enough? Plus, Tommy has an epiphany when he realizes how much joy he derives by his miraculous shirt that stays pressed even when it’s stuffed in a backpack.

Tom and Scott are snubbed in the latest batch of Nobel Prizes, but they blink away their tears to create their own Nobel worthy inventions. Tom previews his soon to be written book, How to Feel Sorry For Yourself, which describes the many ways that makes you feel happy. And Scott offers up, How To Be Your Own Cat, detailing the soothing ways you can treat yourself in the same way you treat your favorite feline.

Scott sets out on a days long quest to not be known as the guy who never got his PATH train senior fare application notorized. But his notary nightmare leads us to imagine a world without notaries, and the need to establish a Notary Republic, a country inhabited solely by notaries.

Tommy discovers the secret to happiness and that’s only one of the highlights of this episode! We create two movies, including The Tummler, set at a soon to close Catskills resort. And then there’s a story about an impossibly snobby family who finally embrace not eating drumsticks with a knife and fork.

Scott is inexplicably not invited to the opening of the UN General Assembly, but he does get to see the blocked off streets and heavy police presence on tony Park Avenue. When a phalanx of law enforcement prevents him from continuing his walk uptown on the avenue, Scott doesn’t say, referencing his status as The Great Pedestrian, “Do you know who I am?”

Our journey starts aboard an Amtrak liner on the fine Hudson River, and then takes us to Des Plaines Illinois, as we speculate about the origins of what appears to be a French name of a Chicago suburb. Plus, why animal acts need a good warmup guy to make sure the audience laughs and applauds loudly.

Scott loves his girlfriend and his seersucker sports jacket. Should there be a different word to describe affection for a garment than “love”? We create one, as well as the idea of having a PA announcer for the world. Also, we introduce our vision of a home office, where you and your family live.

A sports episode for even those who don’t like sports. And sports cliches. Tommy boldly switches his allegiance from the LA Rams to the Buffalo Bills, which inspires Scott to recall his relief when he didn’t get picked to be the place kicker on the Lincoln High School football team. But he did get to be the PA announcer, but the sound system could only be heard by people sitting five yards away.

Scott assumes a catcher’s position and reaches deep into a bottom shelf at Key Food, to find a sale priced four pack of tuna in water that two elderly ladies had been searching for. What happens next is the stuff of classic heartwarming Hallmark movies. And what if a baseball scout was in the aisle at that time, and offers Scott a contract to play catcher for a minor league team in Chattanooga?

Tom and Scott’s long weekend in the Catskills is filled with great friends, food, the lively art of conversation and ultimately “four ghosts dancing”on the porch of a Victorian inn. But that joy and frivolity is threatened, when Tom is locked out of his house and must summon all of his gymnastic skills to climb through a small window without causing injury or attracting the attention of local law enforcement.