Berto listens to an ear movie about a late-nite paranormal talk radio guest who tells of near death adventures through mind-altering astral realms populated by a gallery of colorful spirits.

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Cast (@ refers to twitter)

Blauergeist @blauer_geist

Brendan @luso_brendan

Ford @fordlikethecar

Jack Mason @lotus__point

Zach Langley Chi Chi @asukahomo

Charls Carroll @goodcharls

NeedsSalt @StilNotHavin_It

Effina Carroll @effinacarroll

Thaddeus Russell @ThaddeusRussell

Amanda Milius @AmandaMilius

Anthony Sisco

Erick Hayden

Andrew Ruse

James Bivens

Andrew Dalton

Created by Berto, Ortant Aper, and The Eternal Dillards. Music original.

Featuring Hayden Church (1:35), Yeerk.P (5:52), stained hanes (8:29, 18:00), Adam Lehrer (Safety Propaganda [9:12]), Oliver Bateman (12:52), New Face in Hell (28:30), Shit Glove (31:28), CrownedCaribou (33:33, 53:28), Jamie (RIP Snailbert [36:13]), Jack Mason (39:36), Aleksander Hardashnakov (40:40), Stricture (@bog_beef [45:27]), Confirmed Miscer (49:51), Ilych the Dialectical P_ (52:00), Raegan Lodge (56:54), ******** (58:44), Jennifer Sullivan (1:04:50)

Created by Berto, Ortant Aper, and The Eternal Dillards. Music original.

Featuring Mars⚔︎Minerva(1:51), CrownedCaribou (6:54), Falstaffe (INSTA: aztec_christ [10:47]), matthew (12:08, 51:58), Monthus Birwa (13:14), stained hanes (16:40, 38:01), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [20:30]), Adam Lehrer (Safety Propaganda [25:38]), Brendan (28:18), Will Samson (31:34), EDDIE (35:02), Yeerk.P (38:30), Pariah The Doll (42:15, 48:52, 1:02:56), Miss White (44:03), BoiltOwl (46:30), Ilych the Dialectical P__ (50:08, 54:06), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [58:07]), Berthold (1:01:53)

Thanks for listening. We'll be back soon.

WANDER THE HALLS OF THE BERTO CENTER WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE BOYS. EXPLORE THE CITY SURROUNDING. DRINK THE PISS. GULP IT RIGHT DOWN.

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, Ilych, and Ortant Aper

Featuring stanwarecook (5:50), Monthus Birwa (9:00), Sexist Housecat (11:35 and 59:50 [Astolfo Voiced by Comet Xi Jinping Pong]), Jargon (23:00), James (MKUltraMoney) and GRIFTSHOP (27:35), Jack the Perfume Nationalist (31:30), Grant (34:15), Hayden Church (37:05), Brendan (41:15), CrownedCaribou (42:45), yaldablyat (51:10), Aimee Terese (57:15), stained hanes (718TV [1:02:20]), Tony Sadprano (1:06:10 [Hayden voiced by Hayden]), Filthy Armenian (1:11:00), Ford The Surfing Violinist (1:15:25 [Also arranged by Ford! Tom voiced by Brendan]), Dan Thrall (1:20:30), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:23:15]), Eternal Dillards (1:27:05)

Introduction voiced by Ford The Surfing Violinist. Music at 1:23:15 by Reid ([@eupatheiai]produced by Ortant Aper)

GHOST JAIL GOES TO SCHOOL

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring The Grinch (0:25), Monthus Birwa (2:30), CrownedCaribou (5:15), NeoconRemover (8:30, 39:45, 1:11:05), Steppy (8:35), Grift Shop(10:25), D.E. (11:10), Chairman of Swag Xi Jinping (Real_Xi_Jinping [15:20]), Thaddeus Russell (20:10, 40:00), Birdarchist (TLEbirdarchist 23:45), stained hanes (718TV [27:35]), Eternal Dillards (36:40), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [58:25]), Zach Langley (1:00:55), Cotton (cottonarchist [1:13:30]), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:15:50])

GHOST JAIL ON VACATION

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [0:15]), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [1:50]), Eternal Dillards (as luvubye luvubye.bandcamp.com/ [4:05]), Jamie (6:20, 34:55, 49:05, 57:05, 1:11:20), stained hanes (718TV [10:15, 34:05, 38:15, 45:00, 1:04:20 {voiced by Werdy Terdy}]), Brendan (of Ellroy Boys and Isolation Chamber [10:55]), D.E. (16:15), Ortant (of The Perfume Nationalist [26:05 - music also by Ortant]), FALSTAFFE (28:45), George (jitotweets [36:55]), S******* (39:00), Hayden Church (40:30), shocking and demented (nsfwphd [53:00 - music also by nsfwphd]), Monthus Birwa (58:30), and Jack The Perfume Nationalist (1:01:20)

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring christlover2000 (of Girls Talk 0:20), stained hanes (718TV [1:25, 1:01:05]), Monthus Birwa (5:00), JAW (7:55), Jamie (9:35), FALSTAFFE (10:40, 1:12:00), Berthold (12:25), BLAUERGEIST! (13:25), Tony Sadprano (Drascolav [23:30, 30:30]), Eternal Dillards (26:20), LIAM (31:00), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [37:40]), Town Arsonist (41:10), D.E. (43:45), The Surfing Violinist (45:30), John Dios (music also by John Dios [47:50]), Jargon (56:30), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:07:30])

A mental illness themed episode of Ghost Jail.

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring Ortant (of The Perfume Nationalist 0:15), Howling Mutant (1:40), Jamie (3:55), D.E. (7:50), Bimbo Ubermensch (12:40, 26:15), Monthus Birwa (13:25), shocking and demented (nsfwphd [17:30 - music also by nsfwphd]), Brendan (Gorgonzola Man [22:20]), CrownedCaribou (31:45), Jack The Perfume Nationalist (34:45), stained hanes (718TV [36:50, 57:20]), Gian (of Twink Revolution [39:50]), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [50:15]), BLAUERGEIST! (59:55), Fistlosopher (1:06:05), FALSTAFFE (1:12:05)

The boys ramble about conspiracies.

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring Class Redux Killa (1:35), Hayden Church (5:30), Berthold (Gustavus [8:25 & 15:45]), Dani (16:55), Grendel (18:35), Stained Hanes (718TV [24:30]), Lowahekn (36:20), Monthus Birwa (45:00), Brandon Adamson (53:15), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [55:35]), The Eternal Dillards (1:00:23), and FALSTAFFE (1:07:05)