Ghost Team, Go!

Get ready to for a deep dive into the degenerate depths of California crustpunk, because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a SoCal punk bar. There Jack & Nick meet the ghost of Cumcrust Chris, a real life (or real death) punk rocker! He educates them on the finer points of the punk lifestyle, which it turns out is a lot more complicated than you might have thought. In between fielding punk questions from your hosts, Chris also busts out his guitar and plays some Cali punk jams about heroin, reggae, and his own mysterious demise. As soon as Jack & Nick realize that Chris doesn't even know how he died, they know they'll have to solve this musical mystery before the California sun comes up and makes everything all hot and gross again! Will Jack & Nick find out how Cumcrust Chris died? Is Punky Brewster a punk? And are Jack & Nick punk? Find out on this scary and subversive episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Tim Unkenholz (@TimUnken) as Cumcrust Chris.

Get ready for a fun and festive fright, because this week is the second anniversary of Ghost Team, Go! That's right, this smart and funny podcast has been going for two flippin' years, can you believe it? And to ring in this special occasion, we've got the ghost guest of a liftetime: Dracula himself! Jack & Nick are stocking up on anniversary party supplies at the ol' coffin store when they run into the inimitable Vlad Dracul, who's a lot more fun than you'd think from watching the movies. He teaches Jack & Nick all about vampires, werewolves, mummies, and The Dark Universe in one of the most lore-expanding episodes ever! Will Jack & Nick learn how Van Helsing finally bested Vlad? How many bats exactly can a vampire turn into? And will Dracula come to Jack & Nick's anniversary party? Find out all this and more on this particularly petrifying episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Glenn Marshall (@DoubleSleepover) as Dracula.

PS. Thanks so much for supporting the show, whether you're brand new or a two-year veteran! Without our listeners, we'd be nothing but a couple of dumb guys talking to fun ghosts. Which I guess would still be pretty cool, but thanks for listening anyway. We love you all!

Get ready for a ghostly caper full of thrills, chills, and dolla dolla bills, because this week it's a Ghost Team, Go! murder mystery adventure! After receiving a mysterious summons, Jack & Nick arrive at the home of ghostly gentleman Alfred Killmoney, who died in a case of murder most foul. Jack & Nick will have to explore the manse and its grounds to solve this morbid mystery. But there's another wrinkle to this terrifying tale: every member of the staff is a pathological liar. As Jack & Nick get closer to the truth, they soon realize that there's much more going on in this moribund mansion than they originally thought, and the stakes are sky-high! Will our heroes uncover the secret truth behond Mr. Killmoney's demise? What's so great about blueberries? And are Jack & Nick getting paid for this? Find out in this week's creepy and captivating episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Sam as Alfred Killmoney, Butler, Tony Mafioso, Pierre LaMorte, and Mistress Seductro von Killbone.

This week, Jack & Nick are stuck in ghost traffic in the Ghost of Abraham Lincoln Tunnel, so they're re-releasing an old classic! Enjoy this rerun and come back next week for a brand new episode of Ghost Team, Go!

Toys will be toys! This week, Jack & Nick are carrying out their ghostly investigation at a toy store they remember from their childhoods. But just as Jack & Nick were weird freaky kids, this is one weird freaky toy store! Surprisingly, the freakiest thing in this store isn't the creepy coterie of terrifying toys: it's the store's owner, Irwin Wilbur! Jack & Nick learn all about Irwin's harrowing life, while coming face to face with many of his most shocking "creations," the horrible toys that he made in life, and that he's continued to perfect in death. But there is more to Irwin than meets the eye, and if Jack & Nick aren't vigilant they may find themselves being made into toys themselves! Can our heroes escape the clutches of the cretinous and creepy Irwin? Can you power a car with human sweat? And what happens when you combine gak and slime? Tune in to find out!

FEATURING Glenn Marshall (@DoubleSleepover) as Irwin Wilbur.

Get ready to strut those boards, because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from the theater! And we're not talking some shabby old Broadway bullhockey, but the "Raydio" City Music Hall in beautiful Michigan! Jack & Nick have come seeking knowledge about the art of the stageplay, and who better to teach them than the famed (and deceased) play director Sylvio Carpitucci! Pretending to be young, attractive, and smart actors, Jack & Nick get an audition for Sylvio's next play: Hamlet 2: Revelations. It's not a stage adaption of that Steve Coogan movie, but the actual secret Hamlet prequel written by the immortal bard (William Shakespeare) himself! Honored to be a part of this recently-unearthed lost work of the Shakesman, Jack & Nick rise to the occation. But, as usual, all is not as it seems. Sylvio has a dark director's secret, and there's an extra-special guest waiting in the wings for his chance to appear. Will Jack & Nick uncover the secret of Hamlet 2: Revelations? Were there sheriffs in the 1600s? And what precisely is a pig-boy? Find out in this week's therrifying and theatrical episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Will as Sylvio Carpitucci.

Get ready for a fragrant foray into the foul fairways of France, because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from... France! That's right, after an unfortunate airport mix-up Jack & Nick have ended up in gay Paris, the land of baguettes and the bourgeoisie. Speaking of, it isn't long before our heroes make the acquaintance of dapper (and dead) fancyman Pierre Suissetinio, who insists on taking them on a tour of his elegant mansion. The place is actually in pretty good condition... with one major exception. Pierre's past, mainly the remembrance of one extravagant, Gatsby-esque party after another, has one big, disgusting secret. Or, alternatively, many small disgusting secrets; really depends on how you look at it! Will Jack & Nick make it out of Pierre's manse with their dignity intact? Will they uncover the dark secret of Pierre's Secret Bedroom Room? And just how dumb can this podcast get? Find out on this week's extravagant episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Pete Mutino (@PrisonPete) as Pierre Suissetinio.

Live from France - A Dapper Ghost by Jack & Nick

Get ready for pure terror and a perfect trim, because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a barbershop! Having come to get groomed into gorgeousness, Jack & Nick instead run into ghostly barber Rupert Stacheburg! Rupert shows our heroes around and lets them in on some of the secrets of the barbering profession, and answers all their questions about the early-ish 20th century! Things are going swell, until Jack & Nick start trying to figure out what happened to the other members of Rupert's quartet. Soon, it's clear that this friendly barber has some secrets he won't reveal, and some hairy skeletons in his closet. Will Jack & Nick make it out with their heads and ears intact? What's that stuff inside barber poles? And what's it like living on hair clippings instead of money? Find out all this, and more, on this week's hair-raising new episode!

FEATURING Tim Unkenholz (@TimUnken) as Rupert Stacheburg.

It's time to log-out, plug-in, and "down-load," because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from the internet! After being sucked into the internet Tron-style during an exciting product review, Jack & Nick find themselves in the backwoods of the 'net with a strange new guest. 'Maybe Greg' is the ghost of a sentient AI who was decommissioned by his creator... but is an AI ghost really a ghost at all? Jack & Nick set out to learn Maybe Greg's story and find out whether or not he was an actual, sentient being with a ghost/soul. That's right, this week Ghost Team, Go! is asking the big questions: what is the soul? What is a computer? And what is a Twitch streamer? Find out on this bandwidth-devouring episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Matt Hunziker (@MattHunzi) as Maybe Greg.

Whip out your insurance card and get ready for a long wait: this week, Ghost Team, Go! is live from an urgent care center! Looking for a treasure trove of valuable pills, Jack & Nick instead find the ghost of "Doctor" Jason, the degree-free manager of this medical establishment. Jason teaches Jack & Nick all about the medical field--well, not really. But considering his complete lack of medical education or training, he does his very best! Before long, your hosts realize there's a line of angry ghosts out the door who want revenge for their deaths at Jason's inexperienced hands: Jack & Nick are going to have to meet a whole lot of kooky characters if they're going to get out of this one. Is it safe to swallow an entire beer bottle? Is being a doctor hard? And is Mount Olympus real? Find out all this and more on this action-packed episode of Ghost Team, Go!

Featuring Paul Schissler (@PaulSchissler) as "doctor" Jason.