Ghost Writers, Anonymous

Wherein our beloved coat gives way to clutching claws.  

Enter our inbox: [email protected]  

Endure our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we’ve reached, “The End.”  

Duel with our inbox: [email protected]  

Ignite a firework on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein the peanut gallery pipes up.  

Let fly your arrow: [email protected]  

Miss the mark on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein our castle comes with a plus one.  

Bemoan down our chimney: [email protected]  

Beware of our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we grapple with Death.  

Rattle our bones: [email protected]  

Set your jaw over Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we make something of ourselves.  

Emulate an old woman and hop on our back: [email protected]  

Cross the swamp to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we cannot reach an agreement.  

Wage war: [email protected]  

Disagree on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we accept a challenge.  

Touch our shield with the tip of your lance: [email protected]  

Survey your combatants on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we speak the King’s English.  

Send a pigeon: [email protected]  

Ph’aaint over our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein conspirators congregate beneath a tree.  

Deliver poison to our inbox: [email protected]  

Slip a dagger into our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).