Wherein we slap the dough to our chortle bread.  

May we borrow a cup of your sugar?  
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Make eyes at our bread basket on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we storm the brain.  

Send us a bit o’ fluff: [email protected]  

Dish-cover our Facebook page for upcoming entrées (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Crack the door or swing it open with authority as we discover what’s beyond the frame.  

Push a high-risk prescription into our palms: [email protected]  

Follow the bound and blindfolded man to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we talk papas and bears.  

Coach us out of a wet paper bag: [email protected]  

Dig up some grubs on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we swap stories on the late entertainer Eartha Kitt and Madam Polly Adler. 

Light our cigarette at [email protected]  

Barge into our Facebook page and draw a bath (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we don our masks and venture into the night.  

Be the biscuit to our gravy:  [email protected]  

Make your grand entrance on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we dream of escaping lawn mowers and leaf blowers.  

Slip a sly note into the barrel for [email protected]  

Unlock our Facebook page for upcoming episode teasers (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we emerge from the womb.  

Deliver an e-missive to: [email protected]  

Sync our heartbeat on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we have a ball with fanged fiends.  

Send a dinner invite to [email protected]  

Check our blood type on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein our careening sled never quite lands on the title, “Ethan Frome.”  

Send your portfolio to [email protected]  

Share our locker on Facebook for upcoming episode teasers (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).