You’re not going to believe this, but Idaho’s Hetero Awesome Fest may have been filled with hate!!! GEP gets to the bottom of it. Plus: Thannycutie’s latest content has Matt concerned.

This week, GEP is giving you all the latest news on your favorite celebrities: Candace Cameron Bure! Sophie Rain! A guy from some band I forgot the name of! Plus: Matt skips the protests and the military parades to play indoor putt-putt; Quinn orders the lobster ravioli; and Mariah Carey denies the existence of time.

Join us as we celebrate 100 years of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN! In this episode, the CHUDs of Idaho love Old State Saloon; Matt is served the perfect iced tea, but can’t decide what to do about it; and every question you’ve ever had about the podcast is finally answered.

In this episode, Idaho throws a party for the straights; a travel influencer’s life is ruined by her boyfriend’s flatulence; and WHAT THE HECK is going on in Japan’s hotels???

DOES GLENN HATE ME?; Sam calls in; hushpuppy talk. Hey, Universal, send me to Epic Universe.

A plea for sponsorship turns into a deeply personal walk down Memory Lane. Matt discusses everything from lost friendships to OCD to golfing with Jesus. Slights are forgiven. Long held grudges are explained. Burned bridges are rebuilt, then quickly set ablaze once more. Get to know GEP’s host way more than you ever expected. Or wanted. Also, Fastball still sucks.

An unexpected dog interruption leads to a rollicking discussion of the latest family board game from the world of Mr. Kirk Cameron. Plus: Matt ranks all ten episodes from the latest season of LOVE DEATH + ROBOTS. And friend of the show, Sam, calls in, but Sam sucks now, so we hang up on him. All things considered, it’s a pretty good time.

Like a Bullet Bill gone wild, it’s Episode 95 of Giant Electric Penguin. In this one: Andrew Dice Clay gets intimate with Huckleberry Hound; Nine Inch Nails gets Disneyfied; Real Names of Fictional Characters; Kiki Chanel’s holy war on family Tik Tok accounts; Matt donates his body to science; Alexa makes a poor choice; and the Death of Hope. Plus: MOVIE SANDWICH, in which we try (and succeed?) to construct a compliment sandwich for 2021’s THE STAIRS.

EMERGENCY EPISODE ALERT! Matt’s in the hospital again - don’t worry, he’s not riddled with blood poisoning this time - but that means we gotta crack open one of the Emergency Episodes we keep on hand for situations like this. In this emergency episode, Matt explores the Facebook page of God-made millionaire, Dr. Farrah Gray. And that’s it. That’s the whole episode. Don’t even worry about it. You’ll love it.

Are you ready for a new episode of GEP? Don’t answer that. In this episode, Matt discusses YouTube censorship; bad gardening; church roller coasters; Epic Universe; Fingal’s Cave; John Carter; life hacks; Sandman; and Love on the Spectrum. Plus, Matt begins his quest to clean up his Instagram FYP.