Gift Horse

After a very scarf interlude, Mike and Tracy competitively exchange fish or fish-themed items. The possibilities are endless, but the comedic potential can be quantified; indeed, it must.

It's time for Mike and Tracy to exchange boring gifts—or rather, gifts that excite the recipient while sounding extremely boring to everyone else. Don't worry though; the episode itself is an absolute thrill ride. They even talk about gables.

This Gift Horse isn't a Gift Horse.

When it comes to rain, we basically have three choices: mitigate, measure, or celebrate. Will Mike choose correctly? Will Tracy? What's a jpeg anyway? And why would anybody do that to a horse?

After a visitation from Lorenzo the Pirate King, Mike and Tracy exchange seats. Which will win the coveted Gift Horse throne? There's only one podcast with the courage to tell you.

Mike and Tracy gift new lives to the nasty Charmin bear family. Normally they can at least halfway sublimate the hostility represented by our gifts, but this week it's just too hard; these two homies hate these bears.

Mike and Tracy risk incarceration by gifting each other illegal items.

Mike and Tracy exchange personalized items. Would a rose by any name be just as sweet? What if the rose was called Josh?

Mike and Tracy exchange talking objects, but first they have to figure out what constitutes a talking object. Take Lightning McQueen, for example. He's just a guy.

In an episode where both homies are required to spend one billion dollars, who allocates their fortune the best? Mike attempts to force the issue, while Tray makes perhaps our most questionable purchases yet. At least we've priced Statler and Waldorf.