Gift Horse

Mike and Tracy exchange lunch buddies. The only problem? Lunch is bullshit, and so is every object that conveys it.

Mike and Tracy exchange lunch buddies. The only problem? Lunch is bullshit, and so is every object that conveys it.

Mike and Tracy exchange lunch buddies. The only problem? Lunch is bullshit, and so is every object that conveys it.

It's time to learn about farm stuff: production, yield, topsoil, water tables, windmills, raspberries, alternative suns, turkeys, crawfish, mules, farmfluencers, outbuildings, ghosts, farm streaks, clicks, bots, algorithms, the Snyder Cut, Dark Brandon, and forbidden Googles. You know: farm stuff.

What is the simplest machine? And what is the best? Which conveys the most mechanical advantage? And what does this week's episode demand of the wiki? Mike and Tracy learn to appreciate the beauty of simplicity.

After several episodes of degeneracy, Mike and Tracy decide to class up the joint. But first: fresh Lorenzo lore. And then: information about Mike's special way of wearing a hoodie. And finally: Tracy prepares to hobnob.

Still reeling from last week's revelations and competition, Mike and Tracy exchange happy meal toys. The stakes may be lower, but the value of a complete plastic dog collection is higher than ever.

In this very special and extremely nice episode, Mike and Tracy exchange mutually enjoyable gifts. But is it possible they've forgotten something important? Does Mike overvalue simultaneity? Who is the six, and who is the nine?

First we learn more about Tracy's pirate persona, including his unlikely name. Then, surfs up beaches! It's time to become a very specific kind of guy⁠—one whose tattoo matches his hobby.

Mike and Tracy begin a journey into Godzilla fandom. What are Godzilla's pronouns? Why won't we let Godzilla rest? Would Godzilla look good in a big Hawaiian shirt? We also learn some intriguing details about Tracy's pirate persona.