Karl was born in Cheetam Hill, the knock off capital of the UK so he's a massive fake. He appears to be quite hard but he's actually a silly goose. He has lived a life in some of the worst areas around Manchester. The lads talk about street fights, Shoplifting, Surf lifesaving and break and enters. So lock your back doors and welcome Karl Porter

Raul was brought up on the mean streets of Newcastle and it wasn't easy, so much so when he left school he almost went to Syria to join ISIS, true story. He is a worldly and well read comedian with a hilarious story for every occasion, whether its about his days in the family corner shop or on the road gigging. So crack open a Newcastle brown ale and enjoy this Newcastle brown, Raul Kohli

As a father of 2 Chris knows what it's like to be a dad, and how important spending time and imparting wisdom onto his children is. But Chris is also a successful stand up comedian with his Edinburgh show "The second coming of Chris" receiving high praise. He also has an award winning podcast "Mondeo Law" as although Chris is a lawyer in the day time "Not a very good one" in his own words. So Brush your teeth, comb your hair and welcome Chris Kehoe

The Mighty Swob is a North West enigma, running stand up gigs in Bolton for over a decade. From his humble beginnings in the army swobing out cannons to his noble work of caring for a man with no hands Swob has lived a life and has many a story to tell. This won't be his only appearance on the podcast so please enjoy the first instalment from the Mighty Swob.

He's a Comedian, Published author and was the number 1 purchaser of chocolate twists at Sainsburys. When he's not keeping the booze aisle stocked with beer and spirits, he's at car boot sales, trying to flog signed copies of his book "Broken Tides, a tale of two brothers". We talk about behind the scenes of Sainsbury's, how easy it is to write and publish a 500 page book and go through some reviews. So wipe down you glasses and welcome Ryan Kenny

Sam still a Bisexual but now has a beautiful girlfriend called Becca from Tameside, Becca is an unemployed student but unfortunately she wont ever be employed as she is studying drama and film. Sam's life is on the up, he got a job at Primark, is getting regular paid spots and was the victim of modern day trickery. We talk about Love, Vegan KFC and Benefit cheats. So organise your finger puppets and welcome the happy new couple Sam and Becca

When this tiny Bulgarian arrived in England he thought the Bananas were mis-priced at 49p so he brought 10kg's, he had to get a 2 bedroom flat for all the extra banana's, Little did he know that price would last for years. He has had an interesting life from a childhood in regional Bulgaria to now living in Liverpool, We talk about drugging children and whether he is even really Bulgarian. Mike always has a story to tell and this podcast takes the record for the most laughter outbursts. So grab your platform shoes and open your legs, It's Mike Yanek

Hayden Dean is an enigma of the north west comedy circuit, With obscure material and dead pan delivery he has won the most coveted title in open mic comedy, the comedy store king gong. The lads talk about the failed Mo-bike venture in Manchester, The amount of air in crisp packets and a crazy adventure in the Netherlands with a man called Crumpo. In a world first Hayden also attempts to tie his shoe 1 handed, listen to hear what happens. So put down the parsnip and welcome Hayden Dean

Adam Hughes is going to be a FATHER!! In his own words, "I cant wait for that little munchkin to slide out of her St Helens Canal" whilst looking at his lovely girlfriend Becky, who was present for the podcast but wouldn't say a word. We talk all things baby and family, from unconformable baby showers to the gender reveal and the ever growing love that develops between an expecting couple. This is a different Adam Hughes to his previous podcasts but he still delivers the same GOLD.

Mark Howes is living the dream, He owns his own heavy metal bar and runs a comedy night in it. He's making bank, charging £10 for a beer if you're a dick head. Mark is best friends with Lewis Capaldi and he wants to be a Snoop Dogg lookalike and snort coke off his pinky finger. Not sure why but we talk about children a lot, we were both very broody, without any kids. So please, put down your pints and welcome Mark Howes