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We come back for Season 3 with a real reset: Crystal reclaims her name, we ditch video, and we build a setup that lets us record anywhere without the extra noise. A highway billboard pulls us into a Pennsylvania true crime case where the “facts” change depending on who’s framing them, and we end by reminding you to question every neat narrative. 

• Crystal dropping the stage name and why it stuck 
• Moving from video podcasting to audio-only recording 
• Why other hosts ask better questions than we do 
• Shouting out Recess Kings and the value of a different dynamic 
• Plans for more local guests and an old timer story segment 
• Recent comedy shows, rooms we love, and venues worth visiting 
• New York City, Hoboken, and the start of a pizza hunt 
• ADHD hobby hopping from sourdough to crochet to audiobooks 
• CounterClock as the first true crime obsession 
• Patty Rorrer, Judges for Justice, and how storytelling shapes belief 
• Chain of custody, missing testing, and why incentives can distort justice 
• Wheel of Wisdom riffing to close it out 

Shoutouts to The Whiskey Cellar in NYC, Quality Pizza in Hoboken, NJ, Aura Kitchen & Bar in NYC, and JudgesforJustice.org 

Tell me your town and tell me your pizza.

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We trace a ghost word from Roanoke through writers and outlaws, dig into why raccoons are evolving alongside our cities, and then confront how predators exploit kids on major platforms while companies look away. Gratitude, humor, and music breaks give way to a direct call for vigilance and action.

• Croatoan’s trail across Roanoke, Bierce, Poe, Black Bart, and Amelia Earhart
• plausible assimilation vs myth‑making and legend drift
• raccoon pre‑domestication traits in urban ecosystems
• John Prine, Daddy And Them, and why tone matters
• Ryan Montgomery’s ethical hacking and verified stats
• Roblox bans vigilantes while predators thrive
• the 764 cult’s scripts for grooming and extortion
• practical safety: remove risky apps, limit DMs, monitor devices
• tools to explore: Bark, Sentinel Foundation resources
• steps to educate friends, set boundaries, and keep kids talking

Go watch the Sean Ryan podcast with Ryan Montgomery. Get them off of there because it doesn’t matter how safe you think they are, they’re not safe.

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We chase comfort food into kitchen science, then tackle hard questions about faith, intent, and the ethics of altar calls, before detouring into Bigfoot, word nerd delights, and a stack of live show plugs. Warm, curious, and a little feral, we cook, question, and invite you to the table.

• new recording space energy and a run of fall cravings
• beans vs no-beans chili and texture talk
• tapioca backstory and cassava roots
• sourdough starter management and discard uses
• nostalgia cooking, sloppy joes, and mustard’s role
• fast-food fish, fish sticks, and honest comfort
• TikTok inspiration, French onion soup, and baguettes
• brassica family, hybrids, and evolution analogies
• protein bowls, science and faith side by side
• altar calls at funerals and intent vs doctrine
• church charity contradictions and online “gotchas”
• Bigfoot near Bald Eagle and credible witnesses
• accuracy vs precision explained for everyday use
• open mics, upcoming shows, and Friendsgiving invite

Message us, we’ll be here. If you want to know what to bring, we’re doing all the main dishes, just bring maybe a dessert or whatever you want to drink

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We chase the spirit of Halloween through music lore, debunk candy myths with logic, and share how we built a living room comedy club that actually works. Community plans, kitchen wins, and a bold pitch for a boutique funeral parlor bring humor and heart together.

• Misfits lore, Samhain explained, 90s rumor nostalgia
• What defines a true Halloween movie, not just horror
• SNL sketches, Garfield, VHS half-tapes as seasonal canon
• Building a home comedy club, U-bench, room design
• Booking philosophy, strong lineups, better shows
• Fetz’s open mic details, parking, prizes, kielbasa bites
• Karaoke nights, jam sessions, accordion charm
• Debunking Halloween candy panic with facts
• Candy apples and cranberries, candy thermometer basics
• Holiday cooking as craft, kitchen flow and roles
• Hospitals, cafeterias, and the good ice obsession
• Boutique funeral parlor vision, celebration-of-life format
• Christmas variety show plans and music video ideas
• Rutters vs Sheetz coffee takes

They might be giving away Penguins tickets to the Penguins Red Wings game. November 4, Tuesday, 7 p.m. to 10 p.m., Fetz’s, Johnstown, Pennsylvania

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We trade Halloween vibes, Exorcist III lore, and a Bloody Mary quest for a warm tour through food, comedy, and building a home event space, then close with love for John Candy and a firm stand against victim-blaming in the Matthew McDonald case. Small wins, big rants, and a community that shows up for jokes, pizza, and each other.

• Haunting new intro and making the theme song personal
• Exorcist III as the true sequel and why the jump scare still works
• Rutters vs Sheetz, Arby’s steak nuggies review, Faroe Island Salmon smoked, Solo Pi Prime Pizza Oven, Sourdough plans, Ruby Tuesday, and Juniata Brewing Company in Huntingdon, PA where Alanna had the best Bloody Mary to date
• Elle Salon & Spa and Bella's at Coal Heritage Center  in Windber, PA
• Comedy Farm Halloween show recap, character set, and elite heckler handling
• Building a home event space for shows, games, and gatherings
• John Candy documentary love and movies that still hold up
• Moderation over demon talk and pushing back on hyperbole
• Upcoming shows: Funky  Claud's, Inaugural Showcase at the house, Black Friday Comedy Show  in Johnstown, Arena Bar & Grill State College lineup

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We swap home upgrades and oven joy for a surreal detour into “TikTok court,” then reset with comedy wins, karaoke chaos, and a serious pivot to free speech, faith, and a local missing person case. The goal: laugh honestly, speak freely, and help find Matthew McDonald.

• house makeover and event space progress
• eight months without an oven, pizza party plans
• fried chicken detour and missed release date
• social media dispute escalates to peace orders
• alleged perjury, court “loophole,” doxxing concerns
• intent to pursue legislation and clearer standards
• comedy shows, small-town crowds, standout photographer
• karaoke judging, Larry’s Sinatra/Elvis victory
• free speech absolutism vs workplace and media consequences
• bias in “news,” labeling opinion, FCC skepticism
• faith as community vs dogma, eastern-leaning spirituality
• commitment to Matthew McDonald case, gather tips and timelines
• upcoming dates, secret house comedy, Steelers optimism

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We commemorate the 15th anniversary of Anthony Ray Barlup II's passing by exploring the supernatural connections that followed his death.

• Anthony was a wild, adventurous teenager who loved ghost hunting with his family
• The complicated family dynamics that shaped Anthony's childhood and teenage years
• How taking mushrooms helped Alanna and Scott process their grief after Anthony's death
• The paranormal encounter at Miller's Church where they felt Anthony's presence in the backseat
• The extraordinary coincidence of a psychic medium named Anthony sensing Anthony's spirit
• The significance of emotional turmoil in making the veil between worlds thinner
• How Anthony's friends continue to honor his memory 15 years after his passing

If you've experienced the loss of a loved one, know that connections can persist beyond death, and healing comes in unexpected ways. Join us for upcoming comedy shows and paranormal investigations - check our website for details.

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We celebrate our one-year podcast anniversary by reflecting on the cryptid-hunting adventures that have shaped our journey from Squonkapalooza to exploring the mysterious Chestnut Ridge of Pennsylvania.

• Exploring cryptid conventions and paranormal hotspots across Pennsylvania
• Discovering local legends like Becky's Grave and tracking down the history behind the myths
• Finding hidden gems in small towns like Saltsburg where rivers meet
• Searching for Bigfoot at Hinckston Run and investigating the abandoned town of Livermore
• Experiencing the worst drive-in theater ever with no buttered popcorn and flooded bathrooms
• Meeting experts like Ron Murphy who connect folklore with local history
• Launching "expLORE Nation" to document paranormal locations and local legends
• Finding the best beef jerky at Stonehouse Provisions near Fort Necessity ($52/pound but worth it)
• Planning upcoming comedy shows throughout September and October

Check out GildedTrash.com for our merch, show dates, and to share your own local legends - we want to hear your stories about Miller's Church Road, Becky's Grave, or any strange happenings in your area!

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We take you on our UFO adventure to Pennsylvania's Roswell – the Kecksburg UFO Festival where we meet renowned paranormal researchers and dive deep into cryptid culture.

• Celebrating Alanna's 50th birthday week with unforgettable adventures
• South Mountain Hotel remains our favorite place with great staff, food, and atmosphere
• Exploring the Kecksburg UFO Festival, site of the famous 1965 UFO crash
• Meeting paranormal research celebrities like Stan Gordon and Ron Murphy who have appeared on History Channel
• Discovering incredible craftsmanship in Sasquatch wood carvings and skull art
• Learning about the "goblin universe" theory of interdimensional travel
• Connecting UFO phenomena with rich Appalachian folklore traditions
• Finding out about Squonk Fest in our hometown celebrating Cambria County's cryptid
• Reviewing Happy Gilmore 2 and Death of a Unicorn - both highly recommended
• Planning future adventures investigating paranormal phenomena across Appalachia

Join us this weekend at Squonk Fest in Johnstown's Cambria City at the Bottleworks venue if you want to experience a cryptid festival for yourself!

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We explore political cults, internet drama, and summer beach debates while diving deep into the paranormal hotspots of Pennsylvania.

• Jeffrey Epstein's list becoming a political football and why people shouldn't have based their vote on expecting its release
• The viral TikTok drama of a woman bringing antipasto salad to a gathering where she wasn't directly invited
• Ranking East Coast beaches from New Jersey to Myrtle Beach for families, tourists, and beachgoers
• Questioning why certain foods like donuts and pancakes are beach staples when they cause bloating
• Our revelation that we live in Pennsylvania's paranormal hotspot "Chestnut Ridge" as featured on Beyond Skinwalker Ranch
• Condemnation of those using the Texas flooding tragedy for political points or social media engagement
• The upcoming milestone of turning 50 and making new connections in this next chapter

Stay trashy, motherfuckers!

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