Manager keeps asking you to cover for a no-show leading to 16 hour shifts?? Part one in a true saga of Kevin proportions?? 40 man raids in your no-no zone???

If you don't clean up your plates I'm gonna TOSS EM?? I'm cheating on my wife but she's not allowed to cheat on me?? Scummy Scummy Dummies?

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Salt Bae doesn't think salt should go into a dish until AFTER it's cooked??? Shakespeare thinks his recounting of a date is SUPER important? We talk about Murgatroyd and Gusher Dick (tm).

Our worst drink ever???? A sad boi gets cucked by a birthday gift?? An old man thinks he deserves a younger woman's fortune? A secret impression of System of a Down??

Bro ends his relationship by passing a bike?? Wife makes some super-secret-sketti sauce?? Space bugs come down to chomp on our little weeners while we discuss the finer points of lobster aerodynamics??

You cut ALL of your boyfriends food for them and then they cheat?? Your boyfriend calls out his best friends name during sex?? Kids need chat GPT to order at a restaurant??

Boyfriend won't let you borrow his Switch until you start using another dudes?? A little payback wasting your comissioned time for never tipping at a restaurant?? Do you think Sydney Sweeney is hot?

A mom liquidates her daughters college fund for a month of rent?? Homie tries to sue someone for writing him a bunk essay? Have you ever thought about TREE LAW??

The airport won't preheat your plane?? You get mad at ME because YOU didn't warn me about your religious traditions?? Professor Snape did WHAT to Mrs. Potter??

Your mom calls YOUR landlord because she doesn't like your paint job?? Mom's boyfriend Sophie's choices you on your car repair?? Some very weird mommy talk?