Giraffes Have Black Tongues is back and we have a lot to talk about. Ralf tells us some stories, Dave hates the high number of characters in Smash Bros, and I'm amused by radio dramas.

This episode we get into Nintendo Switch news, American Vandal, Wolverine: The Long Night, Shameless, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, It's Always Sunny, and more.

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This week we talk about The Flintstones Vol. 1 and X-Men Red Vol. 1: The Hate Machine.

The Flintstones tackle the Stone Age problems of finding religion, marriage, PTSD, voting, and the like. X-Men Red deals with the more modern problem of mutant hatred and discrimination. Both books are pretty solid.

Also, I give you a side by side comparison of J. Jonah Jameson in the new Spider-Man game and Alex Jones, Dave regrets recommending the new season of Iron Fist, and we talk about the format of heavy metal podcasts.

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On this episode, we talk a bit about video games and a lot about comic books. Dave is playing the Telltale Batman game and The Evil Within 2. I briefly started playing the new PS4 Spider-Man game and tried out the demo for Mega Man 11.

The books this week are Carnage Vol. 1: The One That Got Away, Defenders Vol. 2: Kingpins of New York, Saga Vol. 3, and Dark Nights: Metal. Half of them are not good.

Big announcement this episode! We've decided to do these comic book shows every week. New episodes every Friday! For these weekly episodes, Dave and I will each choose a book to read. I picked The Flintstones Vol. 1 from DC Comics and Dave picked X-Men: Red Vol. 1: The Hate Machine.

Lastly, friend of the show and repeat guest, Chris, and his family are going through some stuff, so if you can help them out, please see their [GoFundMe page](https://www.gofundme.com/tricia039s-fight-with-cancer).

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Dave and I get together once again to talk about comics we've read. The books we talk about are Beast Wars: The Gathering, Dethklok, Captain Planet and the Planeteers (issue #1-5), and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (issue #1-5). If you grew up in the 90s you'll definitely want to check out these books.

We also talk about the "new" season of Outcast, The Meg, and a few movies that were made solely to make a boatload of money in China.

On the next episode of Baby Giraffes, we're talking about Saga Vol. 3, The Defenders Vol. 2: Kingpins of New York, Carnage Vol. 1: The One That Got Away, and Dark Nights: Metal Vol. 1. Be ready!

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Cleveland newspapers, big balls giants, female prison planets, and magic guns all make an appearance in this lit AF episode of Baby Giraffes! Also, Dave tells us a little about the state of the Cleveland Indians, we talk about a little about this year's Comic-Con, and I choose books that people who are in their late twenties will love for next episode.

On this episode we talk about the following books: Paper Girls Vol. 1, Saga Vol. 2, Bitch Planet Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine, and The Sixth Gun Vol. 1: Cold Dead Fingers.

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Welcome to Giraffes Have Black Tongues D&D! This is the introduction to the magical fantasy role play sessions played by Ralf, Dave, Donny, and Jessica. The first episode is free, but you can find future episodes on our Patreon if you want to continue the adventure. New D&D episodes will come out on the last day of every month, starting in August.

Our first adventure finds Leon Strongarm (Ralf) attempting to fight off a group of zombies, Murdery "Pete" (Dave) trying to reach his godlike murder potential, and Paladin Dave (Donny) drowning his inner demons. It's safe to say that our Dungeon Master (Jessica) was more than pleased with our adventuring.

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Pixar wastes our time with pre-movie YouTube videos, I read the wrong book, Dave teaches me about brick and mortar Pirate Bays, and the end of the new season of Luke Cage is outrageous. All that on this Baby Giraffes episode!

Also comic books.

The books are Invincible Vol. 1: Family Matters, Injustice: Gods Among Us: Year 2 Vol. 1, Spider-Man: Miles Morales Vol. 1, and Thanos Vol. 1: Thanos Returns.

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Ralf, Dave, and I talk about this year's E3. Why would Andrew W.K. perform at E3? Why would Sony make people walk to another venue during their presentation? What the hell is Death Stranding? Is Spider-Man's new costume cool? Are we excited that all the Smash characters are coming back? Do you like Fortnite? You might find out the answers to some of these questions and more!

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On this episode we talk about sexual innuendos in Sex Criminals, the Hawkeye series' lack of multi-colored archers, what Thor does with his goats, and the problem with reading comic books on your laptop.

We also tell the story of the time some friends of ours years ago bought a goat and let it live in their apartment.

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Sex Criminals Vol. 4: Fourgy!, Unworthy Thor Vol. 1, Hawkeye: Kate Bishop Vol. 2: Masks, Champions Vol. 1: Change the World, Batman: Detective Comics Vol. 5: A Lonely Place of Living.

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[Dave](http://twitter.com/DSTEWtheGOD) is joined again by [me](http://twitter.com/DLevandowski) to talk about some comics we've been reading. The books this time are Venomverse, Edge of Venomverse, Green Arrow Vol. 4: Rise of Star City, Saga Vol. 1, and She-Hulk Vol. 1: Deconstructed. We also discuss the perils of podcasting, rainbows of superheros, and the order of the Marvel centipede that Thanos is probably creating for the next Infinity War movie.

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