Girls Off the Rails

By Rachel Baldwin

Two women of color shooting the shit about their moral mulligan - loving all things theme park. They discuss topics ranging from rides to racial representation and everything in between. Occasionally ... more

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The podcast currently has 57 episodes available.

Girls Off the Rails episodes:

December 15, 2023 25. The World's Hottest and Most Magical 2023 Year in Review!
2023 was a great year! What started out with episodes recorded last year and needed a lengthy explanation to a live show together in LA, we're trying to get it together! We recount our favorite episodes, our favorite episode notes and our favs to duck, marry, kill, this episode is one for the ages.
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1h 14min
December 01, 2023 24. The Worst Animatronics!
The girls can’t get enough of their beloved animatronics - even the ones that scare them shitless. We discuss the WORST animatronics from the uncanny, the cancelled, the uncancelled and much much more. Hear real audio from when Rachel saw Joe Jonas and enjoy the pitch the girls make for their new ride.
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Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:

Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails

Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56
DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Rachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56
Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording
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1h 14min
November 19, 2023 23. The Best Animatronics!
Rachel and Dee discuss the "best" animatronics according to them (whatever that means!) They discuss all the animatronics that have made an impact on them from their favorite parks in Disney, Universal, and even Wisconsin Dells.

For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at [email protected]

Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:

Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails

Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56
DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Rachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56
Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

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1h 12min
November 03, 2023 22. Jurassic World, The Ride!
The girls take on the Universal Studios Hollywood Jurassic Park renovation, Jurassic World, on their trip to Halloween Horror Nights! They relitigate dinosaur's you know whats, try to understand why you would go up a hill on a tour, and state their disdain for crisp rat. It's fun!
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1h 8min
October 20, 2023 21. Halloween Horror Nights 1.0 - LIVE SHOW!
The girls are coming at you live from Highland Park's own Outside In theater! We review the mazes, discuss our thoughts, and even do a few bits!
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1h 30min
October 06, 202320. Halloween Horror Nights PREQUEL
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Here it is. The covid-era dream. The spooky promised land. Universal Studios’ HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS! Is this our formal review? Absolutely not - we haven’t even gone yet, but in this episode we’re dipping our toes into the whole haunted theme park kit and caboodle. Come along and listen to us dive deeper into:
The tangled web that is the history of HHN, especially the recurring characters that maybe just need to go away
The over-the-top scaredy-cat-ness that we’ve both possessed since we were children facing our local haunted house, Neenah Wisconsin’s Burial Chamber
New content from our very new and exclusive advertising partners! I swear this is real!
Pizza fries being a popular annual snack for some reason??
Defining the proprietary terms “Boo Holes” and “Scare Zones” for the normies (us)

Hold tight and strap on your hood/goggles/earplugs (to buffer all of the scares!) and prepare yourself for Halloween Horror Nights part 0.5!

For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at [email protected]

Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:

Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails

Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56
DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Rachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56
Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording
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1h 20min
September 26, 202319. Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki Bar
Oh Jesus - here we go. You guys wanted hard hitting thoughts - and we got ‘em! We’re two girls, of a little color, going off the rails. And we’ve landed nowhere!

This episode is allegedly about Trader Sam’s but lemme tell ya - we’ve got a whole lot more than that coming your way. Can’t wait for you to get the whole scoop about;
Thoughts on The Weeknd *BEFORE* his horribly sexist/extremely cringey show The Idol
Our face shapes and what we think about ‘em??
Only SOME of the cars in the movie CARS having racial identities
What if we replaced the Trader Joe’s Hawaiian shirts with other tasteful representations, like a Wakanda tshirt with the printed necklace on it
And yes, we talk about the giant squid tentacles that are triggered by getting the fancy Trader Sam’s drinks.

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For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at [email protected]

Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:

Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails

Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56
DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Rachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56
Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording
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1h 52min
September 08, 202318. Bubba Gump Shrimp
In this episode of Girls Off the Rails, Rachel and DeAnna recount their August 2022 visit to the one and only Bubba Gump Shrimp (skrimp?) Co. in the Universal Citywalk. Again, in case you forgot, we stuck to the classics: we came, we ate (shrimp and drank blue drinks), and we left. Isn’t that what life’s all about?

In the next hour and then some, you’ll hear about:
Dee’s aqua socks mixup
Speculation about the *ahem* private parts of various animals, alive and extinct
Dee unboxing Rachel’s gift that she kept insisting was “not a big deal and part of it is kind of a joke”
Shrimp, and our immeasurable love for it
The controversy of monkeys entering the stone age, but other animals that use tools somehow aren’t?
Universal Studio Hollywood’s Citywalk - not even the actual theme park, because we were too broke for that

So - join us! It’s gonna be… fun?

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For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at [email protected]

Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:

Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails

Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56
Rachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56
Old Milk’s Instagram: @Oldmilkimprov
Feminist Robot: Feminist Robot on Apple Podcasts

DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch
Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording
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1h 5min
August 25, 2023 17. The Country Bear Jamboree!
The girls discuss Country Bear Jamboree, and let's just say, it's a wild ride! They're not sure if it's good but they are sure that it was real. Rachel maybe like animatronic taxidermy. It's another throwback episode.
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1h 51min
August 11, 2023 16. It’s Tough to Be a Bug
The girls are learning how tough it can be to be a bug! Or rather, how scary! Um, they come, they eat, they leave much? The girls are reunited in Chicago and talk to engineer Brok about how scared he and Rachel are of this ride.
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1h 2min

FAQs about Girls Off the Rails:

How many episodes does Girls Off the Rails have?

The podcast currently has 57 episodes available.