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Here it is. The covid-era dream. The spooky promised land. Universal Studios’ HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS! Is this our formal review? Absolutely not - we haven’t even gone yet, but in this episode we’re dipping our toes into the whole haunted theme park kit and caboodle. Come along and listen to us dive deeper into:

• The tangled web that is the history of HHN, especially the recurring characters that maybe just need to go away
• The over-the-top scaredy-cat-ness that we’ve both possessed since we were children facing our local haunted house, Neenah Wisconsin’s Burial Chamber
• New content from our very new and exclusive advertising partners! I swear this is real!
• Pizza fries being a popular annual snack for some reason??
• Defining the proprietary terms “Boo Holes” and “Scare Zones” for the normies (us)

Hold tight and strap on your hood/goggles/earplugs (to buffer all of the scares!) and prepare yourself for Halloween Horror Nights part 0.5!

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Oh Jesus - here we go. You guys wanted hard hitting thoughts - and we got ‘em! We’re two girls, of a little color, going off the rails. And we’ve landed nowhere!

This episode is allegedly about Trader Sam’s but lemme tell ya - we’ve got a whole lot more than that coming your way. Can’t wait for you to get the whole scoop about;

• Thoughts on The Weeknd *BEFORE* his horribly sexist/extremely cringey show The Idol 

• Our face shapes and what we think about ‘em??

• Only SOME of the cars in the movie CARS having racial identities

• What if we replaced the Trader Joe’s Hawaiian shirts with other tasteful representations, like a Wakanda tshirt with the printed necklace on it

• And yes, we talk about the giant squid tentacles that are triggered by getting the fancy Trader Sam’s drinks.

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For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at [email protected]

Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:

Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails

Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56

DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Rachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56

Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

In this episode of Girls Off the Rails, Rachel and DeAnna recount their August 2022 visit to the one and only Bubba Gump Shrimp (skrimp?) Co. in the Universal Citywalk. Again, in case you forgot, we stuck to the classics: we came, we ate (shrimp and drank blue drinks), and we left. Isn’t that what life’s all about?

In the next hour and then some, you’ll hear about:

• Dee’s aqua socks mixup

• Speculation about the *ahem* private parts of various animals, alive and extinct

• Dee unboxing Rachel’s gift that she kept insisting was “not a big deal and part of it is kind of a joke” 

• Shrimp, and our immeasurable love for it

• The controversy of monkeys entering the stone age, but other animals that use tools somehow aren’t?

• Universal Studio Hollywood’s Citywalk - not even the actual theme park, because we were too broke for that 

So - join us! It’s gonna be… fun?

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For any questions, thoughts, or snack review requests, email us at [email protected]

Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:

Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails

Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56

Rachel’s Twitter: @Rachelbaldwin56

Old Milk’s Instagram: @Oldmilkimprov

Feminist Robot: Feminist Robot on Apple Podcasts

DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording