Girls Unscripted

Kate and Carolyn are diving into part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 reunion. From Rachel’s obvious absence to Lala’s spiteful presence, a lot of ground is covered. Join as the girls follow Andy topic by topic including open [faced?] sandwich shops, ongoing lawsuits, apparent closed communication with Lisa Vanderpump, and much more. Finally, grab your gavel, because court is in session in the case of Lala Kent vs Katie Maloney. The verdict is yours!

This week’s “The Valley” episode is heavy on hibachi and light on drama - but fun nonetheless! Join as the girls try to detangle the confusion of the Michelle rumor mill, discuss the beauty that is James Mae, briefly recap Sandoval and Jax’s WWHL appearance and touch on light topics such as the existential crisis that comes with family planning.

Join Kate and Carolyn as they break down the latest (and last!?) Vanderpump episode of the season (and series!?) Head back to San Francisco for Chinese food, Brock shade, a Jo vs. Katie showdown, fake apologies, plot twists and a good as Gold Bar™ Whiskey launch party that puts true friendships to the test. After all is said and done, whose side is everyone on? And what happened to the drunk guy that actually caused the physical fight that had nothing to do with the show?

This week, Carolyn and Kate pick up on The Valley where The Hallway left off. Follow along as they recap Kristen’s fallout with both the group and Luke, the meta play that should be titled “Michelle’s Secret”, Nia’s difficult postpartum, and Brittany and Jax’s date night from marriage hell.

Carolyn and Kate might have the sniffles, but they still have the giggles! Join as they cover the latest VPR news headlines and an episode that everyone might have been fine without. But we did meet Dan and learn champagne can be had on oysters (can they?)… so there’s that! They also agree that “Touch in Public” is the best song from the VPR soundtrack (sorry, Good As Gold!) From boat rides from hell to Scheana pleading with Sandoval on a rooftop, cover all of the above and more on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted.

Join Carolyn and Kate as they recap one of the best scenes in reality tv this year, let alone filmed in a hallway. From Kristen to Luke to Jesse to Michelle to Zack to Brittany to exposed nipples - there are many sides of this story to cover (see what we did there?) But before they talk about this masterpiece of a scene, Carolyn and Kate also touch on whether Jax has hair, why he drives a golf cart, and how his tantrums have stood the test of time.

The girls are back from Coachella and have a *lot* to talk about. After sharing stories about their ~journeys~, join as Carolyn and Kate recap a VPR episode that has hints of OG magic. Cameras chasing Jax Taylor? Katie and Schwartz getting along? Sandoval maybe having a point against Scheana? Well, they might not go that far, but you gotta start somewhere! Also learn what a soda gun is, which Spice Girls the girls are, and how they both almost killed Kate’s mom. All of this, and more, on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!

This week, Carolyn and Kate have the giggles - and tequila might have something to do with it! Listen as they categorically disagree about Schwartz’s new bleach, categorically agree that LaLa and Scheana could be more supportive to Ariana, and take turns impersonating how they think Tom Schwartz says, “I love you” behind closed doors. They also cover the Jo my gosh breakup, divorced love triangles, paintball, and more! Also hear more wild stories from Kate on bumping into VPR cast-mates around town, and how she’s coping after being added to the elite Blocked By Jax club.

This week, Kate and Carolyn pray that this confusing “R word” storyline comes to an end. They also hypothesize on what the F Kristen has on Michelle and at what age you should stop telling trench coat stories in front of your children. Overall they discuss how lackluster the season has been so far, and Carolyn has a lot of work to do to prove to Kate not all marriages are God awful.

This week Carolyn and Kate take you to the very sophisticated island of Capri for a dinner that even linen couldn’t save. Join them as they discuss the “the R word” and try to navigate what actually happened in the dangerous game of telephone that leaves Doute in the hot seat, everyone else offended, and the audience confused.