Jax + a white wool sweater + a parking lot = this episode. Yes, THIS is the episode of Stassi’s (aka “MY”) birthday! Listen as Carolyn and Kate take you through the trip to Vegas that was as uncomfortable as Schwartz pouring an entire beer over Stassi’s head, and as messy as the timeline Jax gives as to when he got a girl pregnant in Vegas. Can Frank fend for himself? How many times does Stassi say, “It’s MY birthday!”? Will Katie and Kristen “blow wind up Stassi’s butt hole?” Find out on this week’s Girls Unscripted!

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Lindsay Hubbard’s epic pregnancy announcement, Love Island USA’s rise in the ratings, shocking Nick Viall and Natalie Joy cheating allegations, who they think The Mole is on Netflix, controversial thoughts on The Challenge: The Final Reckoning finale, and a juicy Kenya Moore and Tom Sandoval blind item!

Quite Frankly, this episode is as wild as Kristen Doute’s nuclear meltdown at a photoshoot because one of the models had slept with Sandoval years before they met! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through the Battle of Stassi, fought by Jax and Frank, concluding with the deadly cannon launch of: “He got a girl pregnant in Vegas two months ago.” At the wake, aka Stassi’s apartment, bottles of Cristal are lost, and you would think Frank’s battle is won… But not if Katie and Kristen have anything to say about it! And is Jax’s sweater… inside out? Find out on this week’s Girls Unscripted!

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor’s naughty texts to a woman with nice toes, Jax and Brittany’s dysfunction on their “Reality” podcast, the controversial Perfect Match finale, a surprise Summer House update, Kaitlyn Bristowe’s meltdown over Jason Tartick’s hard launch with TikToker Kat, a juicy blind item about Lala Kent, and the new Freaky Friday sequel!

00:00 - intro / personal gab

Have you ever taken seven shots in less than sixty seconds? Jax Taylor has, and this is the episode to see it! Listen in as Kate and Carolyn go through Episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules and every fight (after fight, after fight) that comes with it. Follow along like a bright pink float as they talk through the first SUR Pride and every drunken tear that was lost that day. Also listen to Carolyn explain her impossibly complex spreadsheet of every shitty thing a castmate does on the show. You might be surprised who is in the lead! (Or not.)

It has been a week FILLED with gab! This week Kate and Carolyn cover West Wilson on the Viall Files (likely banning them from ever being guests themselves), part two of the Summer House reunion with the spotlight hot on Kyle and Amanda, Kenya Moore’s “revenge porn” and suspension on RHOA, Harry Jowsey’s delightfully unsurprising performance on The Perfect Match, Justin Timberlake’s DWI, and why they love Chappell Roan so f’n much. Whew! That was a lot!

00:00 - intro / personal gab

4:34 - Kate starts RHOSLC

10:26 - West Wilson on Vial Files

21:20 - Summer House / Kyle & Amanda 

28:34 - Summer House / Paige

29:03 - Summer House / Lindsay

29:22 - Summer House / Andrea Denver’s wedding

32:10 - The Valley / Bikeriders premiere 

34:09 - RHOA / Kenya Moore

40:29 - Justin Timberlake DWI

43:39 - Perfect Match / Harry Jowsey

46:59 - Chappell Roan

Raise your glasses high! Kate and Carolyn are taking you back to 2013, Sur, and some super shitty apartments. This is Girls Unscripted’s FIRST episode of the Vanderpump Rules rewatch, starting from the pilot that introduced the devil (and don’t you forget it.) Listen as Carolyn and Kate go through meeting the Witches of Weho, watching Tom shave his forehead, and seeing the back alley - ALL FOR THE FIRST TIME! From setting up plot-lines, to watching Kristen try to put limes in Chardonnay, to Kate taking her stab at singing “Freak Bitch,” the girls truly cover it all. This one’s for you tonight!

This week Carolyn and Kate cover part one of the Summer House reunion with hot takes on West Wilson, The Challenge Rivals III finale with even hotter takes on Johnny Bananas and Sarah, Jax & Brittany’s latest podcast, and even MORE Billie Lee drama but this time, Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson have entered the chat.

0:00 Intro

We’ve been to Capri… We’ve been to Big Bear… And now, we’ve been through the first season of The Valley. Join as Kate and Carolyn walk through a finale that sends every cast member into a tailspin even Nia’s self-defense techniques can’t stop. Has Jax been outdone by Brittany? Has Jesse been punked by Michelle? Has Janet been defeated by Zack? Has Kristen been unraveled by… Kristen? (The answer is always yes.) All this and more!

You asked, and we listened - welcome to the first ever Weekly Gab! This is where you can find us gabbing about all things reality TV. And boy, is there a LOT to gab about! This week we’re covering Kate’s birthday at Sur (& meeting Brock!), the Summer House finale, hot tea from Billie Lee, Traitors 3 cast, and VPR Secrets Revealed. Carolyn might even reveal the Harvard matrix of social events - you’re welcome!