Girls Unscripted

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Leah from Love Island’s famous dating history, Rob from Love Island’s erotic video leak, a public spat between Tom Sandoval & Kristen Doute, Jax Taylor’s surprising relationship with Paige Woolen, an update on the Something About Her trademark war, a curious new Peacock reality dating show starring four Real Housewives, and more…

00:00 Gab

Do you like bathroom sex? Well then this episode is for you! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through Lisa having her hands full with lies about bathroom lovemaking to threats of underwear “melvin” giving. Frank might think, “Vanderpump:0, Frank:1,” but will he score himself as high when he meets Stassi’s parents about twenty minutes after he gets fired? …probably! And will he score himself as high when he and Stassi break up in a driveway? …definitely! And by the end, the only thing Stassi is hoping to score is some cigarettes.

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kendall from Love Island’s explicit video leak, Lindsay Hubbard’s “surprise” gender reveal, and the unexpected Bingo card of “David Arquette is pissed at Lala Kent.” Then, the girls interview investigative journalist and Bravo commentator Christina Cocca about all things regarding the current flood of Scandoval lawsuits.

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Queen Laura-Leigh has entered the group chat, and Stassi has some rage texts to say about it! Listen as Kate and Carolyn walk you through an all-staff meeting that unravels faster than Scheana’s harmonies with her backup singers. Stassi fights for her life to not be viewed as a “ghetto bitch” (her words, not ours!) Laura-Leigh fights for her life to not pass out with anger, and Lisa fights for her life to milk every ounce of drama she can in ten minutes. Then, Scheana has her first “live” “gig” as a “popstar”! Will she flop? Will Stassi find a new ally? Will Peter’s fedora stand the test of time? All this and more on this week’s Vanderpump Recap.

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about the latest drama on Love Island USA, Lala Kent’s “Baby Monsoon”, the shocking reveal of The Mole (spoilers!), Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson’s bizarre Instagram live, the surprising reason why Olivia Flowers is not returning to Southern Charm, and the “Who The F Did I Marry” TikTok fiasco between Brooke Schofield and Clinton Kane!

Jax + a white wool sweater + a parking lot = this episode. Yes, THIS is the episode of Stassi’s (aka “MY”) birthday! Listen as Carolyn and Kate take you through the trip to Vegas that was as uncomfortable as Schwartz pouring an entire beer over Stassi’s head, and as messy as the timeline Jax gives as to when he got a girl pregnant in Vegas. Can Frank fend for himself? How many times does Stassi say, “It’s MY birthday!”? Will Katie and Kristen “blow wind up Stassi’s butt hole?” Find out on this week’s Girls Unscripted!

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Lindsay Hubbard’s epic pregnancy announcement, Love Island USA’s rise in the ratings, shocking Nick Viall and Natalie Joy cheating allegations, who they think The Mole is on Netflix, controversial thoughts on The Challenge: The Final Reckoning finale, and a juicy Kenya Moore and Tom Sandoval blind item!

Quite Frankly, this episode is as wild as Kristen Doute’s nuclear meltdown at a photoshoot because one of the models had slept with Sandoval years before they met! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through the Battle of Stassi, fought by Jax and Frank, concluding with the deadly cannon launch of: “He got a girl pregnant in Vegas two months ago.” At the wake, aka Stassi’s apartment, bottles of Cristal are lost, and you would think Frank’s battle is won… But not if Katie and Kristen have anything to say about it! And is Jax’s sweater… inside out? Find out on this week’s Girls Unscripted!

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor’s naughty texts to a woman with nice toes, Jax and Brittany’s dysfunction on their “Reality” podcast, the controversial Perfect Match finale, a surprise Summer House update, Kaitlyn Bristowe’s meltdown over Jason Tartick’s hard launch with TikToker Kat, a juicy blind item about Lala Kent, and the new Freaky Friday sequel!

00:00 - intro / personal gab

Have you ever taken seven shots in less than sixty seconds? Jax Taylor has, and this is the episode to see it! Listen in as Kate and Carolyn go through Episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules and every fight (after fight, after fight) that comes with it. Follow along like a bright pink float as they talk through the first SUR Pride and every drunken tear that was lost that day. Also listen to Carolyn explain her impossibly complex spreadsheet of every shitty thing a castmate does on the show. You might be surprised who is in the lead! (Or not.)