Girls with Tattoos

On this week's episode of GWT:

Keely is not not irrational. Ana is lacking in her nutrients. Henry is the facetime queen. Eric is the true Talented Mr. Cold Shoulder. Keely's favorite bird is a crawdad. Ana's favorite bird is an airplane that kills cheating boyfriends. Mr. Penumbra is the OG daddy. Jk it's Edward Cullen.

Ana is the whore now 

Boston = bean town  ??  Ask Ana, I'm pretty sure she made that up. 

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by drunk Ana spilling her drink on you

In this episode of two whores in grad school, we learn that:

-Ana is slaying the Seattle single scene while Keely is crying over cute kiddies.

-Not only are Keely and Ana both ENFJ and 9 enneagram types, but they are also both some TRADER HOES.

-They both took a stat test the week they recorded this and since Keely sucks and took forever to post this, we both got our grades back and KILLED IT so whoop thank you to our lord and savior Donna Sheridan for that

-Speaking of lord and saviors, go and read Matchmaking for Beginners to meet our jesus, aka Blix Holliday.

P.S. sorry for the crappy ending, Keely's mic hates her as much as Ana's new boyfriend hates astrology!!

Let a girl take a test and she will cum back to this. 

Come back in a couple hours after Keely has taken her test so that she can add a fun bio.

Goodbye.  

Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos.

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Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis

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Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose

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We’re back after a two week long hiatus! 

Ana is a vine star. Keely is a sociopath. Ana’s dad says #nouggosplease. Keely’s dad says bye to #brokebitches. Ana’s and Keely’s moms both are strong ass bitches who can handle anything.  

Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like their parents.

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Ana’s IG: @honestlyana

Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza

Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis

Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis

Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose

Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Grab a wand and a cup of tea darlings because it’s time to discuss Harry Potter. 

Ana is using the steamy heat between her and her twitter crush to ease her cramps. Keely sat next to an expert whistler while she watched Broadway’s rendition of Spongebob’s squeaky boots. Ana’s patronus is a whore-fin. Keely’s patronus is a stripper’s appropriately-smelled cat. Ana is now dead because of Keely’s high pitched voice and Keely is being a good friend and deleting all the erotic fan fiction literature off Ana’s computer. 

Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like Harry Potter.

GWT SONG OF THE WEEK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5WI4MTXzc 

Please please follow us around in person and on social media:

IG: @gwtpod

Twitter: @gwtpod

Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast! 

[email protected]

Ana’s IG: @honestlyana

Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza

Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis

Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis

Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose

Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

*warning* if you have misophonia, this episode will be hard to listen to because there’s a lot of sniffles from both of us crying

Ana is moving to Forks, Washington. Keely lived out her Grey’s Anatomy fantasy with Dr. McScumbag. Ana got arrested for being gullible. Keely punched a wall because God told her to. Ana orgasmed live on the podcast. Keely wills Iron Man to die just like she willed her friend to die! 

Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like a good cry.

GWT SONGS OF THE WEEK: 

https://youtu.be/8JAAjqvwqHw

https://youtu.be/9txfpUhG_bw

https://youtu.be/ZWCB3hpJDXM

https://youtu.be/zgEaJw1wEB0

https://youtu.be/CO8QTlAwFT0

https://youtu.be/62Ha6SHtkt0 

Please please follow us around in person and on social media:

IG: @gwtpod

Twitter: @gwtpod

Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast! 

[email protected]

Ana’s IG: @honestlyana

Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza

Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis

Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis

Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose

Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!