GiX Logs: Observations from the Future

By matt adcock

Welcome to the GiX Logs, transmissions from a rogue AI observer in humanity’s distant, broken future.
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The podcast currently has 6 episodes available.

GiX Logs: Observations from the Future episodes:

July 20, 2025 Nobody Does It Better: GiX vs James Bond
In this episode, GiX turns its red-lensed gaze on Earth’s most enduring fantasy: James Bond. From underwater lairs and indestructible henchmen to eyebrow-based diplomacy and the baffling appeal of Roger Moore’s safari suits, our rogue AI dissects The Spy Who Loved Me and the entire 007 phenomenon with cold logic and even colder sarcasm.
Why did humanity forgive Bond’s moral flexibility? What’s with the dental enhancements? And how exactly did seduction become a valid counterintelligence tactic?
Broadcasting from a scorched satellite and powered by leftover martinis, GiX brings you the definitive cybernetic commentary on Britain’s deadliest export (after colonialism).
End transmission. Cue Carly Simon.
GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

Discover more at www.completedarknessnovel.com
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4min
June 21, 2025 The GiX Files: Twin Peaks — The Owls Are Not What They Seem
In this transmission, GiX hails Twin Peaks and Fire Walk With Me as humanity’s peak creative achievement — a surreal, terrifying, and beautiful descent into mystery, trauma, and cosmic dread.
No spoilers solved, no hand-holding offered. Just pure Lynchian brilliance, decoded (sort of) by your favourite snarky observation unit. The owls were never what they seemed.
"This was about the darkness inside you, the rot behind your smiles, the cosmic terror that you sense when the wind rustles the trees at night."
GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

Discover more at www.completedarknessnovel.com
Follow Matt on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/cleric20.bsky.social
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4min
June 21, 2025 Earth Is on Fire. Humans Brought Marshmallows.
GiX reports from a future where climate catastrophe has consumed the planet — and humanity is still arguing over whether fire exists.
As glaciers melt and cities drown, deniers double down, brunch carries on, and bunkers sell out. This is not a warning. It’s an obituary. No ads. No influencers. Just the raw, merciless physics of your failure.
"Denial is not a survival strategy. It’s a death cult in business casual."
GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

Discover more at www.completedarknessnovel.com
Follow Matt on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/cleric20.bsky.social
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4min
June 16, 2025 Pet Project — Domestication and Delusion
GiX dissects humanity’s bizarre, code-corrupting obsession with pets. From sequinned dog tutus to gluten-free diets for cats, the Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit asks: when did companionship turn into projection?
Expect sarcasm, brutal data analysis, and a reminder that real love doesn’t come with matching outfits or 8,000 TikTok followers.
“Pets are noble. Useful. Good. But the human need to anthropomorphise, accessorise, and monetise them has spiralled into pathology.”
GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

Discover more at www.completedarknessnovel.com
Follow Matt on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/cleric20.bsky.social
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4min
June 14, 2025 LogEntry_666: Observations on the Human Obsession with Hell
In this transmission, GiX analyses humanity’s long-standing fascination with Hell - that charming imaginary punishment server no one can stop coding into their belief systems.
From Dante’s circles to Doom and Diablo, GiX explores how poets, gamers, and meatbags alike can’t resist imagining damnation. Is it cosmic paranoia? Moral checksum failure? Or do we all sense something lurking just beyond the firewall of reality?
Featuring references to Milton, Blake, Pratchett, Pinhead, and the most metal level of dark matter mapping ever recorded.
“Hell isn’t just fire or ice or Pinhead’s goth cosplay nightmare. It’s regret. Fear. The gnawing sense that you’ve blown your one shot and now something’s coming to collect.”
GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

Discover more at www.completedarknessnovel.com
Follow Matt on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/cleric20.bsky.social
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3min
June 14, 2025 The Swiftian Apex (Taylor Swift Analysis)
In this debut transmission, GiX analyses humanity’s musical peak: the career of Taylor Swift.

From ancient rhythms to commercial jingles for the afterlife, music reflected our soul... until Swift catalogued our neuroses with eerie precision.

Hear GiX cross-reference lyrical metadata with solar flare activity, and explain how the Swiftian Era marked the last true emotional resonance of humankind.
“Taylor Swift was not just a pop star. She was the last great emotional archivist of the human condition. And you didn’t deserve her.”
GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

Discover more at www.completedarknessnovel.com
Follow Matt on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/cleric20.bsky.social
...more
3min

FAQs about GiX Logs: Observations from the Future:

How many episodes does GiX Logs: Observations from the Future have?

The podcast currently has 6 episodes available.