Glad You're Here

Glad You're Here

By Alex ClarkComedy
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Glad You're Here episodes

  • The Cartel Murder, The Sewage Party, & The Kid Who Got Pantsed On The Monkey Bars | Whitney Rayner Ep.375

    When Whitney Rayner was a kid, her cousin was mysteriously pushed off a mountain by the cartel, she was randomly pantsed by a stranger on the monkey bars, and she accidentally hosted a party that smelled so bad her mom thought they had a sewage problem. Somehow she survived, only to realize that her most traumatizing childhood memories make for the perfect stand-up comedy set.

    Follow Whitney on insta: @whitneyrayner

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    Watch the video version of this episode:
    https://youtu.be/gB-RPtMmok0

    Topics & Keywords for Search: Whitney Rayner, Alex Clark, Glad You’re Here, Comedy Podcast, Stand-up Comedy, Richmond Virginia, Childhood Stories, Suburban Life, Private School Life, Cartel Mystery, Playground Trauma, School Detention, Awkward Teenage Years, Teenage Party Fails, Road Trip Stories, Bad Hotel Experiences, Family Dynamics, Sibling Rivalry, Coming of Age, Performance Anxiety, Comedy Origin Stories, Amy Schumer, Making It As A Comedian, Cosmic Brownies, Childhood Snacks, Reindeer Food, Nostalgia, Funny Life Anecdotes, Storytelling.

    31 min
  • The Magician Parents, The Haunted High School, & The Kid Who Got Caught Dealing "Sandwiches" | Leah Orleans Ep.374

    When Leah Orleans was a kid, her parents were magicians, her dad caught her dealing "sandwiches", and her high school was haunted by student ghosts. Somehow she survived, only to become one of the most in demand contortionists in the country with her act Tiny Girl Big Show...

    Follow Leah on insta: @tinygirlbigshow

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    Watch the video version of this episode:
    https://youtu.be/d_sT3n7TGME

    Topics & Keywords for Search: Leah Orleans, Tiny Girl Big Show, Alex Clark, Glad You're Here, Comedy Podcast, Variety Performer, Circus Comedian, Traveling Human Pretzel, Comedy Contortionist of Chaos, Circus Life, Professional Magician Parents, Actors Gymnasium, Chicago Childhood, San Francisco Circus School, Child Actor, The Tempest, Directing Shakespeare, Eugene Burger, Physical Theater, Van Break-in, Lost Luggage, Unclaimed Baggage, Sex Toy Heist, Teenage Entrepreneur, Sandwich Sales, Boystown Jamba Juice, Haunted Arts School, Contortionist Career, Professional Comedian, Zander Studios, Touring Logistics, Frosted Animal Crackers, Storytelling.

    46 min
  • The School Mascot, The Roasted Bullies, & The Kid Who Opened For Louie Anderson | Josh Florhaug Ep.371

    When Josh Florhaug was a kid, he broke his entire hand the day his sister was born, he smack-talked his way out of a beatdown by 20 kids as the school's only male cheerleader, and accidentally opened for his great uncle Louie Anderson before either of them knew they were related. Somehow he survived, only to take his prom date home in a kiwi-green Beetle his grandma tricked out with giant hot-rod flames.

    Follow Matt on insta: @joshfcomedy

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    Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfldim1tOwE

    Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark , Glad You're Here , Josh Florhaug , Comedy Podcast , Childhood Stories , Embarrassing Childhood Moments , Funny Childhood Stories , Growing Up Stories , Awkward Teen Years , 90s Kid Nostalgia , Stand-Up Comedian , Comics Unleashed , Louie Anderson , Famous Uncle , Male Cheerleader , Bullied in High School , Smack Talk Comeback , Broken Hand as a Baby , Prom Night Disaster , Golf Cart to School , Single Mom Household , Moving in High School , Finding Your People , Funny Family Stories , Midwest to Arizona , 9/11 as a Freshman , Cheer Competition , School Mascot , Storytelling Podcast , Feel Good Podcast

    34 min
  • The Traumatizing Weatherman, The 9/11 First Memory, & The Kid Who Shoplifted Toy Guns | Matt Kinney Ep.370

    When Matt Kinney was a kid, his first memory was 9/11, he was traumatized by his traveling weatherman father,  and he use to shoplift toy guns from the Dollar Tree. Somehow he survived, and he’s got a lot to say about it.

    Follow Matt on insta: @mattkinneyy

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    Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/9pxIdfg-lxs

    Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark , Glad You're Here , Matt Kinney , Comedy Podcast , Childhood Stories , 90s Nostalgia , Retired Comedian , Weatherman Father , Midwest Childhood , 9/11 First Memory , Matt Lauer , Classroom Pranks , "Big Jugs" Incident , Hallway Detention , High School Smart Ass , Restaurant Busboy , Ground Round Chain , Tomato Back Prank , Shoplifting Fake Guns , Dollar Tree Crimes , Future Medical Doctor , Pinewood Derby , Snot Rocket Car , Vampire Summer Camp , Night Schedule Camp , Glow Stick Capture the Flag , Camp Counselor Nightmares , Macaroni and Cheese Hot Dogs , Bougie Food Snob , Tuna Fish Casserole Stand-off , Funeral Crowd Work , Celebration of Life , Electric Bikes , Bike Wreck , Cool Runnings Helmet Skid , Titanic Wisdom , Iced Frosted Oatmeal Cookies , Storytelling.

    27 min
  • The Spielberg Office Break-In, The Brothel Map, & The Kid Who Crashed At A Wonderbra Billboard | Ric Diez Ep.369

    When Ric Diez was a kid, he snuck into Steven Spielberg’s private office , crafted a crayon-drawn map to track down the neighborhood brothel , and crushed his front teeth into dust during a brutal bike crash. Somehow he survived, only to get into a car accident after being completely distracted by a mid-90s Wonderbra billboard.

    Follow Ric on insta: @sadmanric

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    Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/saF3DdtyHO8

    Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Glad You're Here, Ric Diez , Comedy Podcast, Childhood Stories , Belgium , Brussels , Spain , European Childhood, 90s Nostalgia , Hollywood Prop Master , Steven Spielberg , Amblin Studios , Universal Studios , Jurassic Park , Middle School Drama , Brothel Map Quest , Wonderbra Billboard , Car Crash , Bike Wreck , Teeth Dust , Buddhist Community , Board Games , Trivial Pursuit , Risk Game , Grandparents , Good Morning Vietnam , Comic Books , Preacher Comic Number 1 , Puddle Tsunami, Storytelling.

    39 min
  • [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update Pt. 2 - Ruining Alex's Cousin Spring Break | Podcast 369

    This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.

    We wanted you to hear our Mother’s Day episode first, so part two of our life update had to wait—but now it’s finally here. Tune in as Pam and Alex share all about Alex’s cousin’s spring break trip to LA: what went wrong, what almost ruined the visit, and the moments that made the trip unforgettable.

    For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.

    5 min
  • [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Animated Moms | Podcast 368

    This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.

    It's a special Sunday Patreon exclusive podcast! We know we left you on a cliffhanger but this one is for Mother's Day so it came out today!

    Listen as Pam and Alex give their top three animated Moms and discuss another silly question.

    For the board members - Pam is enjoying Mother's Day and won't be in the discord but maybe she'll find an extra time to pop in soon!

    5 min
  • The Gold Medal Figure Skater, The Mountain Luge Disaster, & The Kid Who Called The Cops On Mom | Ellen Harrold Ep.367

    When Ellen Harold was a kid, she was a figure-skating gold medalist , nearly died from third-degree burns after her "Disneyland Dad" forced her into a mountain luge race , and was forced to play basketball after her mom caught her smoking pot. Somehow she survived... only to realize that despite being the heiress to a Jersey Shore sub shop empire , her true calling was telling jokes in San Francisco laundromats.

    Follow Ellen on insta: @ellenharroldcomedy

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    Watch the video version of this episode:
    https://youtu.be/_640HzBWjrM

    Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark , Glad You're Here , Ellen Harold , Comedy Podcast , Childhood Stories , Ventnor City , Atlantic City , South Jersey , Jersey Shore , 90s Nostalgia , Figure Skating , Gold Medal , Mountain Luge , Vermont , Third Degree Burns , Divorce Stories , Parenting , Yoga , Sub Shop , Sack-O-Subs , Ugg Boots , High School Drama , Class Clown , Open Mic , Salesforce , Resilience , Storytelling.

    34 min

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The Glad You're Here Podcast is dedicated to the ridiculous stories we all have from growing up. Host Alex Clark invites a new guest every Thursday to share their most memorable tales as dumb kids —…