I have a real close knit relationship with this cheese right now. Also, let’s wine about it without drinking any wine….also, did you know Houston is basically equivalent to a 3rd world country in their water quality? Who knew.

What could be better than a chicken nuggie and a recap of our little romantic *staycation*. I don’t know if it was romantic but it was fun. Have y’all heard of RenFest? It’s WILD. Know what else is wild? People who don’t think boneless wings and chicken nuggies are the same thing. I said it. Enjoy.

When I tell you this lasagna soup is one of my best works, I’m not kidding. Even if you are lazy and barely cook, you can make this. We also took a sharp left to hotdogs which is weird cuz she’s completely sober. Make sure you submit your new *rebrand ideas* and if you want to grab my #thrivemarket code, I got you!

Oh hey guys. I’m not dead. Didn’t get abducted in Mexico. Might try something new.....

God, the commitment heightens. One suitcase? ONE?! I can’t. I got new eyebrows, hate spending money and I’m drinking tequila. Pray I don’t kill a bear in Mexico.

A decision has been made. It’s a weird one for me and you can all listen to how I’m feeling about it. Also the heavy hitting discussion on if social media total fucks relationships and expectations. Please, let’s count how many times I say boundaries this episode. Oh. And an A-1 tequila review for ya. #sponsormeEspolon

Hotttttt girl summer is here...and ya girl can’t participate. JK I’m gonna do it. We have a crisis to chat about and how dob you handle friends in a relationships? Can girls have guy friends? Can guys have girl friends? When do you introduce? Do you only do couple things? (YUCK) Also! Another Tequila Review just in time for Mexico 🇲🇽 gotta keep it right & tight for #hotgirlsummer

The age old question. What. Are. We. Some people dread it. But should you?! This should be communicated minute one. You can always change your mind like me LOL

Will we fight on the flight or will love take flight? OOFFFFF she’s not ready. Not ready at all. Let’s talk baecation, lingerie and tequila because, viva la Mexico.

Yep. You read that right. What’s your craziest sex injury? I can’t even move because I guess I’m fragile. Updates on Bear and how camping went...