Let’s play a little game. True or False, truth or dare. Whatever 😂 I’m spilling the tea on the most asked questions. Also buckle up, WINE ABOUT IT is back. Kind of.

I hosted my own episode of the bachelorette, air vibes, crazy kink, and open mouth makeouts. A lot of weird stuff going on this week. Hamburger helper is back and not backing down. Pray for me during no Dicks no drinks January.

What’s happening in the universe because the Dicks are coming out of hiding. Hamburger helper is on one & Oh and I will tell you how to change your life with my new bestie courtesy of the best porn site by women for women! Ya. Porn. I said it. Sue me.

It’s 2021 so we’re manifesting extreme health and a boyfriend. Also Hambuger Helper is B A C K. Hop on this journey of No Dicks No Drinks January with me! Cheers with fucking water to Season 2!

Hey you ho ho hoes! We dive right in this week with #wineaboutit and my deep dark family Christmas traditions and we talk about my 2021 aspirations which include no dick or drinks. Sounds like a terrible ideas. Cheers to 2021 bitches.

Let’s recap the flaming dumpster fire my life was in 2020. I run down the best and worst characters of 2020. The good, the bad, the ugly and chubby. I also shout out my favorite podcasters and inspo of 2020 and the gift that keeps giving.

Doesn’t everyone have a secret lover? This week we discuss mine. I guess he’s not a secret anymore. Also flash backs of high school dick game & pubes.

Let’s face it. Adulting fucking sucks. This week I rant about how it’s all down hill after 31 and how if I don’t eat a vegetable I’m going to turn into the Michelin man. ALSO...adult Christmas gifts? Why. We have our own money && my genius input on why men don’t chase women.

Gobble gobble! Whose alone for the holidays?!? Solution, holidate! I also talk about playing house and the balls your man won’t be able to resist.

The insane shitstorm of 2020 may or may not have been my fault. This week I go into my insane start to the year 2020 and I apologize in advance but you will spit out any drinks you may be consuming during this episode. Also my fucking boots are coming out and no gifts for the holidaze!